Drassi Tewing/Quotes - Revision history

Wymae at 14:42, 18 January 2024

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	== Quotes ==		== Quotes ==

	=== Volume 4 ===		=== [[Volume 4]] ===
	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/01/30/4-07/ To] Shush & [[Selys Shivertail\|Selys]]) The [[Erin Solstice\|crazy one]]? I mean—the one with the hamburgers?”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/01/30/4-07/ To] Shush & [[Selys Shivertail\|Selys]]) The [[Erin Solstice\|crazy one]]? I mean—the one with the hamburgers?”
	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/02/20/4-14-l/ To] [[Lyonette de Marquin\|Lyonette]]) “Are you the [Thief] that got kicked out of the city? I was going to watch, but I was working and Selys said it wasn’t that exciting. And that’s the scary Gnoll [[Mrsha\|kid]] right? Hi! I’m Drassi, a Level 8 [Barmaid]. Well, I was also working as a [Receptionist], but I like waiting tables more since you have to sit in one place as a [Receptionist].”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/02/20/4-14-l/ To] [[Lyonette de Marquin\|Lyonette]]) “Are you the [Thief] that got kicked out of the city? I was going to watch, but I was working and Selys said it wasn’t that exciting. And that’s the scary Gnoll [[Mrsha\|kid]] right? Hi! I’m Drassi, a Level 8 [Barmaid]. Well, I was also working as a [Receptionist], but I like waiting tables more since you have to sit in one place as a [Receptionist].”
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	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/06/23/s02-the-antinium-wars-pt-3/ To] [[Pisces]]) “I know the history of the Second Antinium War you jerk!”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/06/23/s02-the-antinium-wars-pt-3/ To] [[Pisces]]) “I know the history of the Second Antinium War you jerk!”

	=== Volume 5 ===		=== [[Volume 5]] ===
	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/11/27/5-41/ To] [[Erin Solstice\|Erin]]) “…No I won’t. Okay, yes I will. Darn, I can’t lie. How did you know that?”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/11/27/5-41/ To] [[Erin Solstice\|Erin]]) “…No I won’t. Okay, yes I will. Darn, I can’t lie. How did you know that?”

	=== Volume 7 ===		=== [[Volume 7]] ===
	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/05/03/interlude-a-night-in-the-inn/ To] [[Kevin]]) “The same thing Humans do, I suppose. Are you flirting? Because I’m on duty and I’m probably going to be too tired afterwards. Late night shift on nights like these.”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/05/03/interlude-a-night-in-the-inn/ To] [[Kevin]]) “The same thing Humans do, I suppose. Are you flirting? Because I’m on duty and I’m probably going to be too tired afterwards. Late night shift on nights like these.”
	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/05/31/7-26/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Relz]] and [[Noass]]) “Oh. <em>Ancestors.</em> Are you—<em>how are you here? </em>Dead gods! Sir Relz and Noass! I <em>love</em> your show!”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/05/31/7-26/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Relz]] and [[Noass]]) “Oh. <em>Ancestors.</em> Are you—<em>how are you here? </em>Dead gods! Sir Relz and Noass! I <em>love</em> your show!”
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	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/11/15/7-58/ To] [[Noass]]) “''—sorry, Noass. Felt like someone was walking on my tail for a second there. Weird.''”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/11/15/7-58/ To] [[Noass]]) “''—sorry, Noass. Felt like someone was walking on my tail for a second there. Weird.''”

	=== Volume 8 ===		=== [[Volume 8]] ===

	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/01/13/8-01/ To] [[Ishkr]]) “Now ''this'' is news. Tell me everything.”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/01/13/8-01/ To] [[Ishkr]]) “Now ''this'' is news. Tell me everything.”
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	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/11/14/8-51-d/ To viewers] and [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]]) “You don’t know? Then I get to commentate! Out, out! [Commentators] only get to talk if they ''know'' anything! I’m Drassi, [Reporter], and I say [[Luan Khumalo\|that Human]] is going ''fast!''”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/11/14/8-51-d/ To viewers] and [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]]) “You don’t know? Then I get to commentate! Out, out! [Commentators] only get to talk if they ''know'' anything! I’m Drassi, [Reporter], and I say [[Luan Khumalo\|that Human]] is going ''fast!''”

	=== Volume 9 ===		=== [[Volume 9]] ===

	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2022/10/26/9-21/ To viewers]) “Oh, that does look good. Now, what can we get to ''eat?'' I see [[Calescent\|a Goblin]] making omelets, and yes—that’s weird, even around here. ''Can a Goblin make a good omelet?'' Your [Reporter] is going to find out.”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2022/10/26/9-21/ To viewers]) “Oh, that does look good. Now, what can we get to ''eat?'' I see [[Calescent\|a Goblin]] making omelets, and yes—that’s weird, even around here. ''Can a Goblin make a good omelet?'' Your [Reporter] is going to find out.”

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	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/11/14/8-51-d/ To viewers]) “''Do you believe a Human can fly?''”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/11/14/8-51-d/ To viewers]) “''Do you believe a Human can fly?''”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/11/14/8-51-d/ To viewers] and [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]]) “You don’t know? Then I get to commentate! Out, out! [Commentators] only get to talk if they ''know'' anything! I’m Drassi, [Reporter], and I say [[Luan Khumalo\|that Human]] is going ''fast!''”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/11/14/8-51-d/ To viewers] and [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]]) “You don’t know? Then I get to commentate! Out, out! [Commentators] only get to talk if they ''know'' anything! I’m Drassi, [Reporter], and I say [[Luan Khumalo\|that Human]] is going ''fast!''”

			=== Volume 9 ===

			* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2022/10/26/9-21/ To viewers]) “Oh, that does look good. Now, what can we get to ''eat?'' I see [[Calescent\|a Goblin]] making omelets, and yes—that’s weird, even around here. ''Can a Goblin make a good omelet?'' Your [Reporter] is going to find out.”

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Ocean23: /* Volume 8 */

2021-11-24T00:02:43Z

Volume 8

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	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/22/8-29/ To] [[Selys Shivertail\|Selys]]) “I don’t know! Put up fliers! Ask around in the cities! Just ''don’t'' go off tracking! You know what I’m doing? ''I’m going to put out an announcement on Wistram News Network!'' Gnoll girl kidnapped!”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/22/8-29/ To] [[Selys Shivertail\|Selys]]) “I don’t know! Put up fliers! Ask around in the cities! Just ''don’t'' go off tracking! You know what I’m doing? ''I’m going to put out an announcement on Wistram News Network!'' Gnoll girl kidnapped!”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/11/14/8-51-d/ To viewers]) “''Do you believe a Human can fly?''”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/11/14/8-51-d/ To viewers]) “''Do you believe a Human can fly?''”
			*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/11/14/8-51-d/ To viewers] and [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]]) “You don’t know? Then I get to commentate! Out, out! [Commentators] only get to talk if they ''know'' anything! I’m Drassi, [Reporter], and I say [[Luan Khumalo\|that Human]] is going ''fast!''”

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Ocean23: /* Volume 8 */

2021-11-23T23:54:43Z

Volume 8

Ocean23 at 16:02, 11 July 2021

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	**“But a Djinni’s not an arrow. Am I understanding you that you ''won’t'' be calling them back? Then, even if it was started by one of your subjects, this appears to be a state-''sanctioned'' war crime. What would you like to say to that, Queen Yisame? Queen Yisame, hello?”		**“But a Djinni’s not an arrow. Am I understanding you that you ''won’t'' be calling them back? Then, even if it was started by one of your subjects, this appears to be a state-''sanctioned'' war crime. What would you like to say to that, Queen Yisame? Queen Yisame, hello?”
	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/06/8-26-fk/ Worldwide to a] Nerrhavia's [General]) “Where did Queen Yisame go? Technical difficulties? Wistram assures me we have a ''spotless'' connection. You dropped your end. War crimes, General. Fine then, let’s talk about war crimes. Will Nerrhavia be assassinating any other enemies with Djinni? How are we to believe you won’t if you break the rules whenever you see fit?”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/06/8-26-fk/ Worldwide to a] Nerrhavia's [General]) “Where did Queen Yisame go? Technical difficulties? Wistram assures me we have a ''spotless'' connection. You dropped your end. War crimes, General. Fine then, let’s talk about war crimes. Will Nerrhavia be assassinating any other enemies with Djinni? How are we to believe you won’t if you break the rules whenever you see fit?”
			*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/22/8-29/ To] [[Selys Shivertail\|Selys]]) “I don’t know! Put up fliers! Ask around in the cities! Just ''don’t'' go off tracking! You know what I’m doing? ''I’m going to put out an announcement on Wistram News Network!'' Gnoll girl kidnapped!”

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Ocean23: /* Volume 8 */

2021-06-12T16:10:44Z

Volume 8

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	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To viewers] and [[Rabbiteater]]) “The thing is…Ancestors, I don’t know how to say it. I thought everyone ''knew.'' Erin—she helped bring baseball here. She’s—was—the [Innkeeper] of Liscor. Famous in Liscor. Pallass too, if you don’t know. I’m sorry. It’s just. She’s…”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To viewers] and [[Rabbiteater]]) “The thing is…Ancestors, I don’t know how to say it. I thought everyone ''knew.'' Erin—she helped bring baseball here. She’s—was—the [Innkeeper] of Liscor. Famous in Liscor. Pallass too, if you don’t know. I’m sorry. It’s just. She’s…”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/05/30/8-24/ To viewers]) “Pay. Attention! This is an emergency broadcast from Wistram regarding Terandria! I don’t care if you’re not on Terandria or you don’t care—''my [[Rabbiteater\|friend]] is down there, so listen up!'' The Order of Seasons of Pheislant is about to intercept an Ailendamus army!”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/05/30/8-24/ To viewers]) “Pay. Attention! This is an emergency broadcast from Wistram regarding Terandria! I don’t care if you’re not on Terandria or you don’t care—''my [[Rabbiteater\|friend]] is down there, so listen up!'' The Order of Seasons of Pheislant is about to intercept an Ailendamus army!”
			*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/06/8-26-fk/ To viewers] and [[Noass]]) “But if it ''is'', I’m calling it a war crime. Like [Poison Cloud] spells in Ailendamus, Noass. If they’re doing it, it’s not ‘seems like war crimes’, it ''is.'' This is Drassi. Possible war crimes from Nerrhavia’s Fallen if the Djinni attack. How’s that for news?”
			*[https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/06/8-26-fk/ '''Worldwide to'''] '''[[Yisame]]:'''
			**“Your Majesty, are you saying that you have no control over your subjects in Nerrhavia’s Fallen if members of your aristocracy can simply try to murder other people with Djinni? Let me be clear: Flos Reimarch may have an army, but the Djinni were sent on ''Cinaelu'', your holiday, during an agreed-upon ceasefire when he wasn’t even near his army! This sounds like an assassination, and it ''sounds'' like you’re only ‘questioning’ Emira Sulaake? Her Djinni are shouting what they’re doing! It’s not very unclear to me.”
			**“But a Djinni’s not an arrow. Am I understanding you that you ''won’t'' be calling them back? Then, even if it was started by one of your subjects, this appears to be a state-''sanctioned'' war crime. What would you like to say to that, Queen Yisame? Queen Yisame, hello?”
			* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/06/8-26-fk/ Worldwide to a] Nerrhavia's [General]) “Where did Queen Yisame go? Technical difficulties? Wistram assures me we have a ''spotless'' connection. You dropped your end. War crimes, General. Fine then, let’s talk about war crimes. Will Nerrhavia be assassinating any other enemies with Djinni? How are we to believe you won’t if you break the rules whenever you see fit?”

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Ocean23: /* Volume 8 */

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Volume 8

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	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To viewers]) “It’s…a [[Rabbiteater\|Ser Solstice]]. Although he gave me a different name. He—the name’s secret. But he—he likes eating rabbits. There’s your hint.”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To viewers]) “It’s…a [[Rabbiteater\|Ser Solstice]]. Although he gave me a different name. He—the name’s secret. But he—he likes eating rabbits. There’s your hint.”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To viewers] and [[Rabbiteater]]) “The thing is…Ancestors, I don’t know how to say it. I thought everyone ''knew.'' Erin—she helped bring baseball here. She’s—was—the [Innkeeper] of Liscor. Famous in Liscor. Pallass too, if you don’t know. I’m sorry. It’s just. She’s…”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To viewers] and [[Rabbiteater]]) “The thing is…Ancestors, I don’t know how to say it. I thought everyone ''knew.'' Erin—she helped bring baseball here. She’s—was—the [Innkeeper] of Liscor. Famous in Liscor. Pallass too, if you don’t know. I’m sorry. It’s just. She’s…”
			*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/05/30/8-24/ To viewers]) “Pay. Attention! This is an emergency broadcast from Wistram regarding Terandria! I don’t care if you’re not on Terandria or you don’t care—''my [[Rabbiteater\|friend]] is down there, so listen up!'' The Order of Seasons of Pheislant is about to intercept an Ailendamus army!”

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Ocean23 at 21:46, 12 April 2021

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Ocean23: /* Volume 8 */

2021-04-07T13:18:12Z

Volume 8

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	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] and audience) “''What about loyalty? That double-dealing—''this just in: I’m going to kick Joseph’s butt! Excuse me! I’m going to cover this one in person.”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] and audience) “''What about loyalty? That double-dealing—''this just in: I’m going to kick Joseph’s butt! Excuse me! I’m going to cover this one in person.”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Joseph Ortega\|Joseph]]) “What? Give me that—''Joseph! Get back here!'' This is Drassi on the streets of Pallass! How many bones do you break if you get kicked down the staircase? We’ll find out now!”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Joseph Ortega\|Joseph]]) “What? Give me that—''Joseph! Get back here!'' This is Drassi on the streets of Pallass! How many bones do you break if you get kicked down the staircase? We’ll find out now!”
			*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To the audience]) “Wow. So someone in Wistram is a pervert.”
			*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] and [[Noass]]) “What if it was a naked male Drake! Gah! You’re disgusting! Noass, get in here! I’m leaving!”
			*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] and Wistram) “Shut up, Relz. I…hey. Get me in touch with Wistram. There’s something you need to show. Here—here’s coordinates I guess. Just do it. Why? Because I’m your [Reporter].”
			*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] and audience) “The Wandering Inn. Yes. Celum, if you want to be more accurate, but [[Rabbiteater\|he]] was there. So was I. This…viewer…is calling in from Terandria. They made it all the way there, or so I gather. A guest of the inn. A personal friend.”
			*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To the audience]) “It’s…a [[Rabbiteater\|Ser Solstice]]. Although he gave me a different name. He—the name’s secret. But he—he likes eating rabbits. There’s your hint.”
			*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To the audience] and [[Rabbiteater]]) “The thing is…Ancestors, I don’t know how to say it. I thought everyone ''knew.'' Erin—she helped bring baseball here. She’s—was—the [Innkeeper] of Liscor. Famous in Liscor. Pallass too, if you don’t know. I’m sorry. It’s just. She’s…”

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Ocean23: /* Volume 8 */

2021-04-06T23:54:01Z

Volume 8

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	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/01/13/8-01/ To] [[Ishkr]]) “Now ''this'' is news. Tell me everything.”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/01/13/8-01/ To] [[Ishkr]]) “Now ''this'' is news. Tell me everything.”
			*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] and audience) “''What about loyalty? That double-dealing—''this just in: I’m going to kick Joseph’s butt! Excuse me! I’m going to cover this one in person.”
			*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Joseph Ortega\|Joseph]]) “What? Give me that—''Joseph! Get back here!'' This is Drassi on the streets of Pallass! How many bones do you break if you get kicked down the staircase? We’ll find out now!”

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	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/01/30/4-07/ To] Shush & [[Selys Shivertail\|Selys]]) The [[Erin Solstice\|crazy one]]? I mean—the one with the hamburgers?”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/01/30/4-07/ To] Shush & [[Selys Shivertail\|Selys]]) The [[Erin Solstice\|crazy one]]? I mean—the one with the hamburgers?”
	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/02/20/4-14-l/ To] [[Lyonette de Marquin\|Lyonette]]) “Are you the [Thief] that got kicked out of the city? I was going to watch, but I was working and Selys said it wasn’t that exciting. And that’s the scary Gnoll [[Mrsha\|kid]] right? Hi! I’m Drassi, a Level 8 [Barmaid]. Well, I was also working as a [Receptionist], but I like waiting tables more since you have to sit in one place as a [Receptionist].”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/02/20/4-14-l/ To] [[Lyonette de Marquin\|Lyonette]]) “Are you the [Thief] that got kicked out of the city? I was going to watch, but I was working and Selys said it wasn’t that exciting. And that’s the scary Gnoll [[Mrsha\|kid]] right? Hi! I’m Drassi, a Level 8 [Barmaid]. Well, I was also working as a [Receptionist], but I like waiting tables more since you have to sit in one place as a [Receptionist].”
	*~~'''~~[https://wanderinginn.com/2018/02/20/4-15-l/ To] [[Lyonette de Marquin\|Lyonette]]:~~'''~~		*[https://wanderinginn.com/2018/02/20/4-15-l/ To] [[Lyonette de Marquin\|Lyonette]]:
	**“Don’t bother with monsters. Let’s just [[Safry\|push]] [[Maran\|them]] down the outhouse hole and put the lid down.”		**“Don’t bother with monsters. Let’s just [[Safry\|push]] [[Maran\|them]] down the outhouse hole and put the lid down.”
	** “Don’t mind a thing. I had to help out once I saw those [[Safry\|fleshbags]] [[Maran\|lazing]] about. Not you, them, I mean. I don’t know why Erin hired them.”		** “Don’t mind a thing. I had to help out once I saw those [[Safry\|fleshbags]] [[Maran\|lazing]] about. Not you, them, I mean. I don’t know why Erin hired them.”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/05/08/4-33/ To] [[Lyonette de Marquin\|Lyonette]]) “I want to help. You should stay with Mrsha, you really should. Ishkr’s…not feeling well. I don’t think he’ll be in. But I’m sure I can handle whatever’s needed myself!”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/05/08/4-33/ To] [[Lyonette de Marquin\|Lyonette]]) “I want to help. You should stay with Mrsha, you really should. Ishkr’s…not feeling well. I don’t think he’ll be in. But I’m sure I can handle whatever’s needed myself!”
	*~~'''~~[https://wanderinginn.com/2018/05/12/4-34/ To] [[Erin Solstice\|Erin]]:~~'''~~		*[https://wanderinginn.com/2018/05/12/4-34/ To] [[Erin Solstice\|Erin]]:
	**“Erin, I can’t. I can’t even—I don’t know how you can have [[Redfang Elite Warriors\|them]] here! <em>Here!</em> At least have Bird come downstairs with his bow! We should be calling the Watch, or, or—I can’t do it.”		**“Erin, I can’t. I can’t even—I don’t know how you can have [[Redfang Elite Warriors\|them]] here! <em>Here!</em> At least have Bird come downstairs with his bow! We should be calling the Watch, or, or—I can’t do it.”
	** “Honestly, Erin, I don’t know if I can. I—it’s not that I don’t like you or trust you, but having <em>[[Redfang Elite Warriors\|monsters]]</em> under this [[The Wandering Inn\|roof—]]”		** “Honestly, Erin, I don’t know if I can. I—it’s not that I don’t like you or trust you, but having <em>[[Redfang Elite Warriors\|monsters]]</em> under this [[The Wandering Inn\|roof—]]”
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	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/06/14/7-29-b/ To Pallass soccer team]) “<em>Penalty!</em> Hey Pallass! <em>Learn to control the ball! Yeah, you heard me! Want me to get Ekirra to show you how to kick? He’s 7!</em>”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/06/14/7-29-b/ To Pallass soccer team]) “<em>Penalty!</em> Hey Pallass! <em>Learn to control the ball! Yeah, you heard me! Want me to get Ekirra to show you how to kick? He’s 7!</em>”
	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/06/28/7-31/ To] [[Erin Solstice\|Erin]]) “Erin, I know <em>everyone.</em> Yeah. Ishkr’s sister is two years younger. She’s uh…difficult.”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/06/28/7-31/ To] [[Erin Solstice\|Erin]]) “Erin, I know <em>everyone.</em> Yeah. Ishkr’s sister is two years younger. She’s uh…difficult.”
	*~~'''~~[https://wanderinginn.com/2020/07/05/7-32-d/ Worldwide to] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] (''& [[Noass]]''):~~'''~~		*[https://wanderinginn.com/2020/07/05/7-32-d/ Worldwide to] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] (''& [[Noass]]''):
	**“Do healing crystals protect you from the disease? Sir Relz? Yes or no.”		**“Do healing crystals protect you from the disease? Sir Relz? Yes or no.”
	** “Let’s stick to the facts, Sir Relz. <em>Just</em> the facts, please. It’s a yes-or-no question.”		** “Let’s stick to the facts, Sir Relz. <em>Just</em> the facts, please. It’s a yes-or-no question.”
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	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/13/7-46-k/ To viewers]) “Yeah. This [[Perric\|rat-king]] <em>kidnaps</em> the [King] of Jecrass’ daughter. And now Raelt is in hot pursuit.”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/13/7-46-k/ To viewers]) “Yeah. This [[Perric\|rat-king]] <em>kidnaps</em> the [King] of Jecrass’ daughter. And now Raelt is in hot pursuit.”
	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/13/7-46-k/ To viewers] & [[Noass]]) “What? That’s what I think. What kind of monster kidnaps a daughter? The question is: can [[Jecrass\|they]] get [[Jecaina Leysars\|her]]?”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/13/7-46-k/ To viewers] & [[Noass]]) “What? That’s what I think. What kind of monster kidnaps a daughter? The question is: can [[Jecrass\|they]] get [[Jecaina Leysars\|her]]?”
	*'''[https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/20/7-48-k/ To viewers]:'''		*'''[https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/20/7-48-k/ To]''' [https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/20/7-48-k/ viewers]''':'''
	**“I’d just like to address the audience now. Firstly—I’d like to apologize to Medain and the [High King] Perric and you viewers out there. I used inappropriate language in the heat of the moment. Upon reflection…”		**“I’d just like to address the audience now. Firstly—I’d like to apologize to Medain and the [High King] Perric and you viewers out there. I used inappropriate language in the heat of the moment. Upon reflection…”
	**“…Upon reflection, my phrasing and…and conduct was unprofessional. I apologize for that. I should have said <em>‘that rat bastard is kidnapping a [Princess], not rat-king’</em>.”		**“…Upon reflection, my phrasing and…and conduct was unprofessional. I apologize for that. I should have said <em>‘that rat bastard is kidnapping a [Princess], not rat-king’</em>.”
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	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/05/30/8-24/ To viewers]) “Pay. Attention! This is an emergency broadcast from Wistram regarding Terandria! I don’t care if you’re not on Terandria or you don’t care—''my [[Rabbiteater\|friend]] is down there, so listen up!'' The Order of Seasons of Pheislant is about to intercept an Ailendamus army!”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/05/30/8-24/ To viewers]) “Pay. Attention! This is an emergency broadcast from Wistram regarding Terandria! I don’t care if you’re not on Terandria or you don’t care—''my [[Rabbiteater\|friend]] is down there, so listen up!'' The Order of Seasons of Pheislant is about to intercept an Ailendamus army!”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/06/8-26-fk/ To viewers] and [[Noass]]) “But if it ''is'', I’m calling it a war crime. Like [Poison Cloud] spells in Ailendamus, Noass. If they’re doing it, it’s not ‘seems like war crimes’, it ''is.'' This is Drassi. Possible war crimes from Nerrhavia’s Fallen if the Djinni attack. How’s that for news?”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/06/8-26-fk/ To viewers] and [[Noass]]) “But if it ''is'', I’m calling it a war crime. Like [Poison Cloud] spells in Ailendamus, Noass. If they’re doing it, it’s not ‘seems like war crimes’, it ''is.'' This is Drassi. Possible war crimes from Nerrhavia’s Fallen if the Djinni attack. How’s that for news?”
	*[https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/06/8-26-fk/ ~~'''~~Worldwide to~~'''~~] ~~'''~~[[Yisame]]:~~'''~~		*[https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/06/8-26-fk/ Worldwide to] [[Yisame]]:
	**“Your Majesty, are you saying that you have no control over your subjects in Nerrhavia’s Fallen if members of your aristocracy can simply try to murder other people with Djinni? Let me be clear: Flos Reimarch may have an army, but the Djinni were sent on ''Cinaelu'', your holiday, during an agreed-upon ceasefire when he wasn’t even near his army! This sounds like an assassination, and it ''sounds'' like you’re only ‘questioning’ Emira Sulaake? Her Djinni are shouting what they’re doing! It’s not very unclear to me.”		**“Your Majesty, are you saying that you have no control over your subjects in Nerrhavia’s Fallen if members of your aristocracy can simply try to murder other people with Djinni? Let me be clear: Flos Reimarch may have an army, but the Djinni were sent on ''Cinaelu'', your holiday, during an agreed-upon ceasefire when he wasn’t even near his army! This sounds like an assassination, and it ''sounds'' like you’re only ‘questioning’ Emira Sulaake? Her Djinni are shouting what they’re doing! It’s not very unclear to me.”
	**“But a Djinni’s not an arrow. Am I understanding you that you ''won’t'' be calling them back? Then, even if it was started by one of your subjects, this appears to be a state-''sanctioned'' war crime. What would you like to say to that, Queen Yisame? Queen Yisame, hello?”		**“But a Djinni’s not an arrow. Am I understanding you that you ''won’t'' be calling them back? Then, even if it was started by one of your subjects, this appears to be a state-''sanctioned'' war crime. What would you like to say to that, Queen Yisame? Queen Yisame, hello?”
	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/06/8-26-fk/ Worldwide to a] Nerrhavia's [General]) “Where did Queen Yisame go? Technical difficulties? Wistram assures me we have a ''spotless'' connection. You dropped your end. War crimes, General. Fine then, let’s talk about war crimes. Will Nerrhavia be assassinating any other enemies with Djinni? How are we to believe you won’t if you break the rules whenever you see fit?”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/06/8-26-fk/ Worldwide to a] Nerrhavia's [General]) “Where did Queen Yisame go? Technical difficulties? Wistram assures me we have a ''spotless'' connection. You dropped your end. War crimes, General. Fine then, let’s talk about war crimes. Will Nerrhavia be assassinating any other enemies with Djinni? How are we to believe you won’t if you break the rules whenever you see fit?”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/22/8-29/ To] [[Selys Shivertail\|Selys]]) “I don’t know! Put up fliers! Ask around in the cities! Just ''don’t'' go off tracking! You know what I’m doing? ''I’m going to put out an announcement on Wistram News Network!'' Gnoll girl kidnapped!”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/22/8-29/ To] [[Selys Shivertail\|Selys]]) “I don’t know! Put up fliers! Ask around in the cities! Just ''don’t'' go off tracking! You know what I’m doing? ''I’m going to put out an announcement on Wistram News Network!'' Gnoll girl kidnapped!”
			*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/11/14/8-51-d/ To viewers]) “''Do you believe a Human can fly?''”

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	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/06/14/7-29-b/ To Pallass soccer team]) “<em>Penalty!</em> Hey Pallass! <em>Learn to control the ball! Yeah, you heard me! Want me to get Ekirra to show you how to kick? He’s 7!</em>”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/06/14/7-29-b/ To Pallass soccer team]) “<em>Penalty!</em> Hey Pallass! <em>Learn to control the ball! Yeah, you heard me! Want me to get Ekirra to show you how to kick? He’s 7!</em>”
	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/06/28/7-31/ To] [[Erin Solstice\|Erin]]) “Erin, I know <em>everyone.</em> Yeah. Ishkr’s sister is two years younger. She’s uh…difficult.”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/06/28/7-31/ To] [[Erin Solstice\|Erin]]) “Erin, I know <em>everyone.</em> Yeah. Ishkr’s sister is two years younger. She’s uh…difficult.”
	*[https://wanderinginn.com/2020/07/05/7-32-d/ Worldwide to] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] (''& [[Noass]]''):		*'''[https://wanderinginn.com/2020/07/05/7-32-d/ Worldwide to] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] (''& [[Noass]]''):'''
	**“Do healing crystals protect you from the disease? Sir Relz? Yes or no.”		**“Do healing crystals protect you from the disease? Sir Relz? Yes or no.”
	** “Let’s stick to the facts, Sir Relz. <em>Just</em> the facts, please. It’s a yes-or-no question.”		** “Let’s stick to the facts, Sir Relz. <em>Just</em> the facts, please. It’s a yes-or-no question.”
	** “<em>Please, Sir Relz. We need to know the truth! People are dying in port-cities. Those crystals don’t work! We need to do more than just slap a crystal on the problem and say it’s done!</em>”		** “<em>Please, Sir Relz. We need to know the truth! People are dying in port-cities. Those crystals don’t work! We need to do more than just slap a crystal on the problem and say it’s done!</em>”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/02/7-43-g/ To] [[Wilovan]]) “That’s right! No autographs. Especially not to <em>[[Ratici\|him]].</em>”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/02/7-43-g/ To] [[Wilovan]]) “That’s right! No autographs. Especially not to <em>[[Ratici\|him]].</em>”
	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/13/7-46-k/ To ~~the audience~~]) “Yeah. This [[Perric\|rat-king]] <em>kidnaps</em> the [King] of Jecrass’ daughter. And now Raelt is in hot pursuit.”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/13/7-46-k/ To viewers]) “Yeah. This [[Perric\|rat-king]] <em>kidnaps</em> the [King] of Jecrass’ daughter. And now Raelt is in hot pursuit.”
	* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/13/7-46-k/ To ~~the audience~~] & [[Noass]]) “What? That’s what I think. What kind of monster kidnaps a daughter? The question is: can [[Jecrass\|they]] get [[Jecaina Leysars\|her]]?”		* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/13/7-46-k/ To viewers] & [[Noass]]) “What? That’s what I think. What kind of monster kidnaps a daughter? The question is: can [[Jecrass\|they]] get [[Jecaina Leysars\|her]]?”
	*'''[https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/20/7-48-k/ To ~~the audience~~]:'''		*'''[https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/20/7-48-k/ To viewers]:'''
	**“I’d just like to address the audience now. Firstly—I’d like to apologize to Medain and the [High King] Perric and you viewers out there. I used inappropriate language in the heat of the moment. Upon reflection…”		**“I’d just like to address the audience now. Firstly—I’d like to apologize to Medain and the [High King] Perric and you viewers out there. I used inappropriate language in the heat of the moment. Upon reflection…”
	**“…Upon reflection, my phrasing and…and conduct was unprofessional. I apologize for that. I should have said <em>‘that rat bastard is kidnapping a [Princess], not rat-king’</em>.”		**“…Upon reflection, my phrasing and…and conduct was unprofessional. I apologize for that. I should have said <em>‘that rat bastard is kidnapping a [Princess], not rat-king’</em>.”
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	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] and audience) “''What about loyalty? That double-dealing—''this just in: I’m going to kick Joseph’s butt! Excuse me! I’m going to cover this one in person.”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] and audience) “''What about loyalty? That double-dealing—''this just in: I’m going to kick Joseph’s butt! Excuse me! I’m going to cover this one in person.”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Joseph Ortega\|Joseph]]) “What? Give me that—''Joseph! Get back here!'' This is Drassi on the streets of Pallass! How many bones do you break if you get kicked down the staircase? We’ll find out now!”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Joseph Ortega\|Joseph]]) “What? Give me that—''Joseph! Get back here!'' This is Drassi on the streets of Pallass! How many bones do you break if you get kicked down the staircase? We’ll find out now!”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To ~~the audience~~]) “Wow. So someone in Wistram is a pervert.”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To viewers]) “Wow. So someone in Wistram is a pervert.”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] and [[Noass]]) “What if it was a naked male Drake! Gah! You’re disgusting! Noass, get in here! I’m leaving!”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] and [[Noass]]) “What if it was a naked male Drake! Gah! You’re disgusting! Noass, get in here! I’m leaving!”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] and Wistram) “Shut up, Relz. I…hey. Get me in touch with Wistram. There’s something you need to show. Here—here’s coordinates I guess. Just do it. Why? Because I’m your [Reporter].”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] and Wistram) “Shut up, Relz. I…hey. Get me in touch with Wistram. There’s something you need to show. Here—here’s coordinates I guess. Just do it. Why? Because I’m your [Reporter].”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] and audience) “The Wandering Inn. Yes. Celum, if you want to be more accurate, but [[Rabbiteater\|he]] was there. So was I. This…viewer…is calling in from Terandria. They made it all the way there, or so I gather. A guest of the inn. A personal friend.”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale\|Sir Relz]] and audience) “The Wandering Inn. Yes. Celum, if you want to be more accurate, but [[Rabbiteater\|he]] was there. So was I. This…viewer…is calling in from Terandria. They made it all the way there, or so I gather. A guest of the inn. A personal friend.”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To ~~the audience~~]) “It’s…a [[Rabbiteater\|Ser Solstice]]. Although he gave me a different name. He—the name’s secret. But he—he likes eating rabbits. There’s your hint.”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To viewers]) “It’s…a [[Rabbiteater\|Ser Solstice]]. Although he gave me a different name. He—the name’s secret. But he—he likes eating rabbits. There’s your hint.”
	*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To ~~the audience~~] and [[Rabbiteater]]) “The thing is…Ancestors, I don’t know how to say it. I thought everyone ''knew.'' Erin—she helped bring baseball here. She’s—was—the [Innkeeper] of Liscor. Famous in Liscor. Pallass too, if you don’t know. I’m sorry. It’s just. She’s…”		*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To viewers] and [[Rabbiteater]]) “The thing is…Ancestors, I don’t know how to say it. I thought everyone ''knew.'' Erin—she helped bring baseball here. She’s—was—the [Innkeeper] of Liscor. Famous in Liscor. Pallass too, if you don’t know. I’m sorry. It’s just. She’s…”

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