Editing Bird/Quotes (section)

=== [[Volume 7]] ===

*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/01/29/7-03/ Singing]) “<em>La, la, lala, la. I am Bird and [[Wyverns|big birds]] are in Pallass’ sky. They must surely die. Why? Because they’re birds. And I am Bird.</em>”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/01/29/7-03/ To] [[Grimalkin]]) “Tell me something, then. <em>Is it war?</em>”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/02/01/7-04/ To] [[Erin]] & [[Lyonette du Marquin|Lyonette]]) “I am sorry for causing trouble, Erin, Miss Lyonette. I did not mean to. I just wanted to hunt the Wyverns. I will be punished and obey.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/02/01/7-04/ Singing]) “<em>Now I am sad. Because I have been bad. This is my bad bird song, which is all I can do because I cannot eat birds. Which is sad.</em>”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/02/16/7-07/ To] [[Erin]]) “We will protect you until the end. Did you not hear us the first time?”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/03/01/7-11/ To] [[Mrsha]]) “Why do I like killing birds when I like to fly? Because…flying things taste good. And I am jealous they fly. So perhaps we are enemies. But I would be sad if all birds died.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/03/01/7-11/ Monologuing]) “This is Bird the [Hunter]. I am now in sight of my [[Mrsha|quarry]]. And now I will sneak up on the helpless Gnoll. I am going to eat her. Probably. Although she might not taste good.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/03/07/interlude-lifting-ants/ To] [[Archer B12]]) “If you do not eat the cheese, terrible things will happen. Archer B12’s duty is to eat the cheese. That is what Individual Bird says. Also, as slowly as you want.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/03/07/interlude-lifting-ants/ To] [[Anand]]) “Me? I am Bird. That is what I have always been. Sometimes I am serious. But you knew that.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/03/07/interlude-lifting-ants/ To] [[Free Queen]]) “I am being me. I know you said you would kill me if I saw you again. But I wanted to say goodbye. Goodbye. And thank you. You are not my mother. But you might have been a good one. I wish I could have heard you sing. May Garry come with us?”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2020/03/07/interlude-lifting-ants/ To] [[Antinium]]:
**“I am Bird of The Wandering Inn. This is my home. I am quitting my Hive.”
** “Klbkch does not rule <em>me</em>.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/04/12/7-17-s/ Singing]) “<em>La, la. Chop, chop. I am helping chop wood. Which is good. This song has rhymes. I will think more up in time.</em>”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/04/12/7-17-s/ To] [[Selys Shivertail|Selys]]) “<em>No! I am not playing! You cannot have my birds!</em>”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/05/03/interlude-a-night-in-the-inn/ To] [[Kevin Hall|Kevin]]) “…What is this ‘turkey’ you mention? And please explain other stuff, which may be birds.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/05/24/7-24/ To everybody]) “Hello. I am Bird. Check my Bird Reviews section in the Liscorian Gazette. Have some ice cream. It is made of strawberries, not blood. Hello, I am Bird. Would you like some ice cream? I have opinions about birds.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/05/31/7-26/ Singing]) “<em>La, la. It is a glorious today. All our friends come back from far away. Unless they are dead. But they are alive in my head. Today, our friends come back to the inn. So I will sing. Happiness is today. Tomorrow may be sad, but I do not think of tomorrow. So I am always glad.</em>”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/06/03/7-27/ To himself]) “How strange. The wind? Wait. This is it! I can <em>fly!</em>”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/06/10/7-28/ To anyone]) “Hello? Who has turned the sky off? Hello?”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/06/28/7-31/ Humming]) “<em>One arrow, two arrows, three arrows…three legs go ouch…</em>”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2020/07/01/interlude-a-meeting-of-druids/ To] Archer Workers:
**“Bad things happen. They always happen, like good things. Sometimes people do bad things. Sometimes people do good things. This is so. I have observed it.”
** “Good is a feeling. Good is not happy. Happy lasts a short time. Good feels good even when happy is gone.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/07/01/interlude-a-meeting-of-druids/ Singing]) “<em>Two birds, three birds, all in the pot. Or if I leave them out, they will rot.</em>”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/07/01/interlude-a-meeting-of-druids/ To] [[Nalthaliarstrelous]]) “I will kill as many birds as I see. Yes, as many as fly past me. I eat them all. I leave some to rot so they get squishy. And I like their feathers very muchly. Will you kill me?”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2020/07/05/7-32-d/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]:
**“This is true. However, if I was [[United Nations|them]] and I was listening to you, Erin, I would not trust you either. Because you are lying. If you are lying, how can you ask to trust someone? This makes no sense.”
**“Did you lie to Pawn or we when you taught us chess? I do not think so. If you did—we would not have liked you. Lies are like hollow bricks. You cannot build much with them. It all falls apart.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/07/29/7-37/ To] [[Mrsha]]) <em>“If it flies, it can probably die. Probably. With enough arrows. Give me a big enough bow and I can probably kill it.”</em>
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/20/7-48-k/ To] [[Lyonette du Marquin|Lyonette]]:
**“Yes. To cultivate more birds so they are not all dead. The [Druids] have shown me the way. I must kill birds and allow more birds to reproduce. Otherwise—there will one day be no birds.”
** “I want a ballista! Waaah! Waaaah! Am I being annoying? I will do this until I get one! <em>I want a ballista!</em>”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/10/07/7-50/ To] [[Kilkran]]) “A salt bird. A salt bird! I very much like you, Kilkran.”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2020/10/14/7-52/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]:
** “I will eat. But if we all die because there was an inefficiency in my fire speed, I will be slightly upset!”
**“Yes. If it is the law and the law is right, follow the law. Otherwise it is a bad law. These are easy questions, by the way.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/11/11/7-57/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]) “If I let go, [[Badarrow|he]] might vanish. He is back. Look, Erin. I found him.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/11/22/7-60/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]) “I am already Bird. I am so much Bird that I cannot be more Bird, Erin. Therefore, the boon has no effect. That is obvious. You must use more logic.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/11/22/7-60/ To] [[Olesm Swifttail|Olesm]]) “Foolish Olesm. Talent does not define a chess player. That is what Erin says. And I play her every day. She bets bird dishes on each game. So I must beat her.”