Editing Drassi Tewing/Quotes (section)

=== [[Volume 8]] ===

*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/01/13/8-01/ To] [[Ishkr]]) “Now ''this'' is news. Tell me everything.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale|Sir Relz]] and audience) “''What about loyalty? That double-dealing—''this just in: I’m going to kick Joseph’s butt! Excuse me! I’m going to cover this one in person.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Joseph Ortega|Joseph]]) “What? Give me that—''Joseph! Get back here!'' This is Drassi on the streets of Pallass! How many bones do you break if you get kicked down the staircase? We’ll find out now!”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To viewers]) “Wow. So someone in Wistram is a pervert.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale|Sir Relz]] and [[Noass]]) “What if it was a naked male Drake! Gah! You’re disgusting! Noass, get in here! I’m leaving!”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale|Sir Relz]] and Wistram) “Shut up, Relz. I…hey. Get me in touch with Wistram. There’s something you need to show. Here—here’s coordinates I guess. Just do it. Why? Because I’m your [Reporter].”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To] [[Relz Hauscale|Sir Relz]] and audience) “The Wandering Inn. Yes. Celum, if you want to be more accurate, but [[Rabbiteater|he]] was there. So was I. This…viewer…is calling in from Terandria. They made it all the way there, or so I gather. A guest of the inn. A personal friend.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To viewers]) “It’s…a [[Rabbiteater|Ser Solstice]]. Although he gave me a different name. He—the name’s secret. But he—he likes eating rabbits. There’s your hint.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/03/30/8-15/ To viewers] and [[Rabbiteater]]) “The thing is…Ancestors, I don’t know how to say it. I thought everyone ''knew.'' Erin—she helped bring baseball here. She’s—was—the [Innkeeper] of Liscor. Famous in Liscor. Pallass too, if you don’t know. I’m sorry. It’s just. She’s…”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/05/30/8-24/ To viewers]) “Pay. Attention! This is an emergency broadcast from Wistram regarding Terandria! I don’t care if you’re not on Terandria or you don’t care—''my [[Rabbiteater|friend]] is down there, so listen up!'' The Order of Seasons of Pheislant is about to intercept an Ailendamus army!”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/06/8-26-fk/ To viewers] and [[Noass]]) “But if it ''is'', I’m calling it a war crime. Like [Poison Cloud] spells in Ailendamus, Noass. If they’re doing it, it’s not ‘seems like war crimes’, it ''is.'' This is Drassi. Possible war crimes from Nerrhavia’s Fallen if the Djinni attack. How’s that for news?”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/06/8-26-fk/ Worldwide to] [[Yisame]]:
**“Your Majesty, are you saying that you have no control over your subjects in Nerrhavia’s Fallen if members of your aristocracy can simply try to murder other people with Djinni? Let me be clear: Flos Reimarch may have an army, but the Djinni were sent on ''Cinaelu'', your holiday, during an agreed-upon ceasefire when he wasn’t even near his army! This sounds like an assassination, and it ''sounds'' like you’re only ‘questioning’ Emira Sulaake? Her Djinni are shouting what they’re doing! It’s not very unclear to me.”
**“But a Djinni’s not an arrow. Am I understanding you that you ''won’t'' be calling them back? Then, even if it was started by one of your subjects, this appears to be a state-''sanctioned'' war crime. What would you like to say to that, Queen Yisame? Queen Yisame, hello?”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/06/8-26-fk/ Worldwide to a] Nerrhavia's [General]) “Where did Queen Yisame go? Technical difficulties? Wistram assures me we have a ''spotless'' connection. You dropped your end. War crimes, General. Fine then, let’s talk about war crimes. Will Nerrhavia be assassinating any other enemies with Djinni? How are we to believe you won’t if you break the rules whenever you see fit?”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/22/8-29/ To] [[Selys Shivertail|Selys]]) “I don’t know! Put up fliers! Ask around in the cities! Just ''don’t'' go off tracking! You know what I’m doing? ''I’m going to put out an announcement on Wistram News Network!'' Gnoll girl kidnapped!”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/11/14/8-51-d/ To viewers]) “''Do you believe a Human can fly?''”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/11/14/8-51-d/ To viewers] and [[Relz Hauscale|Sir Relz]]) “You don’t know? Then I get to commentate! Out, out! [Commentators] only get to talk if they ''know'' anything! I’m Drassi, [Reporter], and I say [[Luan Khumalo|that Human]] is going ''fast!''”