Editing Erin Solstice/Quotes (section)

=== [[Volume 5]] ===
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/07/10/5-00/ To herself]) “Whoa. Mayonnaise diplomacy. I’ve seen everything.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/07/10/5-00/ To] [[Hawk]]) “Aw, what the heck. I like new places. You said this place is called Pallass? I always wanted to see a Walled City. Let’s go exploring!”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/07/14/5-01/ To] [[Hawk]] & [[Ilvriss Gemscale|Ilvriss]]) “I’m just saying, it sounds like a joke! A Human, a Rabbit-dude and a Lord of the Wall walk into a bar. Or through a magical portal. There’s a joke there somewhere!”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/07/17/5-02/ To] [[Lyonette du Marquin|Lyonette]]) You see Lyonette, there’s one good way to make angry people less angry at you and that’s to pretend to be as stupid as they think you are. Like a dumb Human tourist.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/07/17/5-02/ To] [[Zevara]] & [[Venim]]) “I get it. With great door teleportation must come great responsibility, huh?”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/07/21/5-04/ To] [[Lyonette du Marquin|Lyonette]]) “It’ll totally work! It has to work! It’s already working! It’s the most amazing idea I’ve come up with yet! Lyonette, this is going to blow people’s minds!”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/07/28/5-07/ To herself]) “I should probably get my own room. Yup, yup. Why do I sleep down here anyways? Because the kitchen floor is soft? Well, it <em>is</em>, actually. But I need a dressing room, at least. The actors could use one and so could I.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/07/28/5-07/ To] [[Jelaqua Ivirith|Jelaqua]]) “Nope. [[Rabbiteater|He’s]] good at most things and he likes to eat. He’s a hard worker and the other Goblins like him because he <em>doesn’t</em> get on their nerves. He’s a Hufflepuff, poor guy.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/07/28/5-07/ To] [[Falene Skystrall|Falene]]) “Oh! Right. It probably is. I don’t use the names of wines. I just call them by how they look. I’ve got red, off red, sort of red, greenish yellow, maroon…hey, why do we call all those wines white if they look green? What about green wine? What’s wrong with calling it that?”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/08/21/5-13/ To] [[Lyonette du Marquin|Lyonette]] & [[Mrsha]]) “Well, looks like it’s time to go. That parade sure was fun, wasn’t it? Ending sort of sucked, though. Hey, is that really the [[Liscorian Army|army]]? They look like <em>jerks.</em>”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/08/21/5-13/ To] one of [[Ilvriss Gemscale|Ilvriss's]] escorts) “Sorry, but I’m in a hurry. Besides, Ilvriss isn’t <em>my</em> Lord of the Wall or whatever. He’s cool. I’m cool. We’re on a level.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/08/28/5-15/ To] [[Redfang Elite Warriors|Redfang Goblins]]) “That’s what you should be. That’s what I tried to get Selys to do. You should be adventurers. Goblin adventurers.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/09/29/5-24-l/ To] [[Lyonette du Marquin|Lyonette]]) “I know, but it’s a good job! I don’t know what I would have done without you. Never go on vacation again, okay? Kidding! But not really.”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2018/10/06/5-26-l/ To] [[Pawn]]:
** “Pawn, I love you like the son I don’t plan on having, but you can’t just sit here. People need you. All the Soldiers and Workers in your unit have stopped eating.”
** “There’s that handsome face. Mandibles. Whatever. Good job, Pawn.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/10/16/5-29/ To] [[Earlia]]) “Hello there! The Wandering Inn provides you with a Hobgoblin escort to and from the dungeon plus emergency rescue! And we have a boat. Three, actually. Want a lift?”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/10/16/5-29/ To] [[Lyonette du Marquin|Lyonette]]) “It helps! Okay! Here goes! Mad, mad—table flip! Getting really angry! I’m awakening my warrior instincts! You can’t stop me! This is not my final form! Graaah!”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/11/06/5-35-h/ To] [[Pallass|Pallass's]] Guards) “<em>Hey!</em> I know there are Drakes watching this door! Get out here! Liscor’s under attack! Again!”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/11/10/5-36/ To] [[Headscratcher]]) “Pawn to F4. Bird’s Opening. That’s what it’s called. Bird uses this opening all of the time. Because of the name.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/11/17/5-38/ To Adventurers]) “<em>Hey! You want food? We have food! Hot food! Ready to eat! And we have a magic door! You don’t have to climb up to Liscor! Just come on over and walk through!</em>”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/11/17/5-38/ To] [[Zevara]]) “There’s a big, bad army of Goblins up north. Got it. What does that have to do with the Goblins here? Goblins are not alike.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/11/17/5-38/ To] [[Halrac Everam|Halrac]]) “Come with me. So Bird can apologize. And before that, so you and I can explain what he did wrong.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/11/17/5-38/ To] [[Bird]]) “<em>Very</em> bad, Bird. As bad as bad can be. I brought Halrac here so you can apologize. He might not forgive you. That’s how bad it was.”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2018/11/27/5-41/ To] [[Cave Goblins]]:
** “Try to stab me and I’ll hit you. Don’t stab me and I’ll feed you. Okay? Give me ten—five minutes.”
** “Food. Is good. Food makes people feel better. I can’t save Mrsha or Ceria. I can’t fight Raskghar. But I bet I can feed you. And I just bet you’ll stay for that. What do you say?”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/12/08/5-44/ To] [[Embria Grasstongue|Embria]]) “You don’t <em>have</em> to follow my orders. I just thought you’d want to be part of my plan. I don’t need you. I could use your help, but you need me more than I need you. So…see you maybe?”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2018/12/08/5-44/ To] [[Ilvriss Gemscale|Ilvriss]]:
** “You think I can’t help? I can’t fight, but I can think! And my plan needs you, Ilvriss! It needs you, and Klbkch, and Zevara—it needs everyone! Only I can pull it off. Because I’m ''me''!”
**''“I am Erin Solstice! I’m the craziest Human you know! And I have a plan! I can save the Gnolls! I can save Ceria! I can save Mrsha! Look me in the eye and tell me I can’t!”''
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/12/25/5-49/ To herself]) “And [[Rabbiteater|Hufflepuff]] takes the lead.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/01/22/5-54-2/ To] [[Liscor's City Watch|Guardsmen]]) “Am I going to be on a watch list? Or will this be on my permanent record? Do you have records? Wait—am I already on your watch list? Hey, do I have a file and if I do, can I see it?”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/01/22/5-54-2/ To] [[Headscratcher]]) “It’s not your fault what other people do, Headscratcher. It’s not your fault what they do. Only what you do.”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2019/01/22/5-54-2/ To] [[Redfang Elite Warriors|Redfang Warriors]]:
** “It’s all happening. And I want it not to. I want time to stop. I want to be here—even <em>here, </em>forever. I don’t want to know what happens next. Why can’t things stay the same? Forever?”
** “At least tonight…at least one more day.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/02/05/5-57/ To] [[Olesm Swifttail|Olesm]]) “It’s funny. I was an honest [Innkeeper] before all of this. I had to go to prison to become a [Criminal]. [Thug]. Whatever. This is a [Thug]’s life, y’know?”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/02/05/5-57/ To] [[Zevara Sunderscale|Zevara]]) “I can’t deal with them. And I can’t get them to go. So…take me back to jail. I hear we’re getting beef stew for dinner.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/02/12/5-59/ To Everyone]) “<em>Alright Gangnam style! Follow me, everyone!</em>”