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{{Tabs |maxwidth = 20 |tab1 = Info |tab2 = Appearances |tab3 = Leveling History |tab4 = Gallery |tab5 = Quotes }} == Quotes == === [[Volume 1]] === * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/01/18/1-36/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]) “Good evening. Am I speaking to the [Innkeeper] known as Erin Solstice?” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/03/01/1-44/ To] [[Zevara]]) “Liscor may. But the Hive shall never be taken, even if ten thousand undead should attack.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/03/01/1-44/ To himself]) “The Hive is all. The Queen is all.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/03/01/1-44/ To] [[Zevara]]) “I did not order it. <em>I </em>did not. The Queen did not either. He—” === [[Volume 2]] === * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/06/04/2-00-h/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]) “I came here to find you. You gave Pawn purpose and Klbkch thinks highly of you. I…don’t know what to do. I am a failure.” === [[Volume 3]] === * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/10/21/3-25/ To] [[Pisces]] for the 38th time) “What is the artifact? I still do not understand. Please enlighten me, comrade Pisces.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/10/21/3-25/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]) “This seems to be an acceptable form of remuneration. Here is your teleportation stone.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/11/04/3-30/ To] [[Teriarch]]) “We are Silver-ranked adventurers. The Horns of Hammerad. May I ask why you have blocked our path?” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/11/04/3-30/ To] [[Teriarch]]) “If you let me live I will not cease until you or I lie dead.” === [[Volume 4]] === * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/02/06/4-10/ To] [[Ryoka Griffin|Ryoka]]) “I note these swords are not reacting despite their apparent enchantments. May I hold both, or will I burst into flame and die in excruciating agony?” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/04/10/4-27-h/ To] Drake) “I would be insulted if he did not use my body.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/04/10/4-27-h/ To] Drake) “Animating a fallen teammate’s corpse is the <em>only</em> sound tactical decision to be made in a combat situation. Or would you prefer to let your comrades lie where they fall?” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/04/10/4-27-h/ To] [[Selys Shivertail|Selys]]) “But that makes no sense. I object most strongly to this rule. Are you implying that my corpse has no tactical value in combat?” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/04/10/4-27-h/ To] [[Selys Shivertail|Selys]]) “I can assure you that my deceased form is quite operable in many situations so long as it has not been dissected, disintegrated, incinerated, consumed, possessed, liquefied, or—” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/06/02/4-41-l/ To] [[Yellow Splatters]]) “I am a former Prognugator of the Hive. That gives me no authority.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/06/02/4-41-l/ To] [[Yellow Splatters]]) “No authority. At all. But I am led to understand that this sword gives me all the authority I need. Move and I will injure you non-lethally but in a very painful way.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/05/19/4-37-o/ To the others]) “I thought I was predator. Am I prey? Why did they attempt to eat me? Have I fallen so far down as to be food for food?” === [[Volume 5]] === * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/12/11/5-45/ To] [[Horns of Hammerad|Horns]]) “I believe I am able to function for at least four more days before expiring. In case anyone was concerned about my food consumption.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/09/29/5-24-l/ To himself]) “<em>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa—</em>” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/11/10/5-36/ To] [[Ceria Springwalker|Ceria]]) “<em>I thought I could! Water! Water everywhere!</em>” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/11/17/5-38/ To] [[Horns of Hammerad|Horns]]) “<em>Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaa—</em>oh. We are not on the water any longer. That is good. Was I an asset to the team?” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/01/12/5-52/ To] [[Olesm Swifttail|Olesm]], [[Zevara Sunderscale|Zevara]] & [[Ceria Springwalker|Ceria]]) “Ah. I perceive my presence is unwelcome. Am I being a nuisance? Please inform me directly when I am and I will take note of my behavior.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/02/12/5-59/ To Adventurers]) “Yes. [[Ylawes Byres|You]] were staring hard at the [[Noears|Goblin]] without ears for quite some time. [[Ceria Springwalker|So]] [[Dawil Ironbreaker|was]] [[Falene Skystrall|everyone]] [[Yvlon Byres|else]]. May I ask what the issue is? Is he horribly disfigured or is this a mark of some kind of sexual attractiveness I am not aware of?” === [[Volume 6]] === * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/05/14/6-16/ To] [[Ylawes Byres|Ylawes]]) “Indeed. Allow us to be sacrificial decoys while the [Mages] retreat. Then we shall retreat, assuming we are alive.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/05/14/6-16/ To] [[Moore]]) “I believe it is time to run, friend Moore. We are useless and fragile. Friend Moore? Hello? * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/05/21/6-18-h/ To] [[Garia Strongheart|Garia]]) “And I am Ksmvr. Hello. I am one of the Antinium, but I am not hostile towards you at the moment Miss Garia. So please do not fear for your life.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/05/21/6-18-h/ To] [[Pisces]]) “I do not understand what this configuration of flesh means. Comrade Pisces, please explain.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/05/21/6-18-h/ To] Celum's Watch Captain) “No. I completely understand the concept of arrest, Watch Captain. And I do not believe I will be arrested. I, personally, have done nothing wrong. And if you try to arrest me, sir, I will have to kill you.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/05/25/6-19-h/ To] Mister Fairday) “You are a simple creature. I envy you your guiltless life. Until you break a bone or grow too old and are no doubt slaughtered for food or parts. But then, so are the Antinium. We are much alike, you and I.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/07/02/interlude-embria/ To] [[Embria Grasstongue|Embria]]) “That is correct. I am not listed as a monster in the Adventurer’s Guild.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/07/16/6-31/ To] [[Maughin]]) “An Antinium, in point of fact. And I am no longer affiliated with my Hive. Good morning. I am Ksmvr, adventurer for hire.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/08/17/6-38/ To] [[Grimalkin]]) “Um. Is this war?” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/08/20/6-39/ To] [[Horns of Hammerad|Horns]]) “I am unable to harm Grimalkin. Switching to Flamespread Dagger and arrow. Fleeing in cowardice!” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/08/20/6-39/ To] [[Grimalkin]]) “You remembered my name. I had thought you had trouble remembering.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/09/03/interlude-rufelt/ To] [[Horns of Hammerad|Horns]]) “I would like to understand that before I die.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/09/03/interlude-rufelt/ To] [[Yvlon Byres|Yvlon]]) “But I am not married. I would not like to be perceived as immodest.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/11/23/6-59/ To] [[Horns of Hammerad|Horns]]) “I am sorry I have no significant secrets I have withheld from you all. I am sorry for being substandard.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/12/18/6-64/ To] [[Ceria Springwalker|Ceria]]) “I shall attempt to persuade Bird to impart some of his Fortress of Fluff.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/12/22/6-65/ To] [[Palt]]) “He will not lose. My teammates will not fall, any of them. Or I would be in error. And my reason for living would be torn away. Watch.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/12/25/6-66-h/ To] [[Yvlon Byres|Yvlon]]) “Run. You must run, Yvlon. And live. I will be happy. You have given me everything I never knew I wanted.” === [[Volume 7]] === * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/04/29/7-20/ To] [[Maviola El|Maviola]]) “Hello, I am Ksmvr. I am not a monster. Also, I do not eat people. I am an adventurer and perfectly safe.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/06/10/7-28/ To] [[Ryoka Griffin|Ryoka]]) “I do not really know you, Miss Ryoka Griffin. But I am told you are a good Runner with an objectionable personality at times. Hello. I am Ksmvr. We have met, though.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/06/10/7-28/ To everyone]) “I heard that Master Hedault proposed to Ceria. I have taken the liberty of informing everyone of the engagement.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/07/29/7-37/ To] [[Yitton Byres|Yitton]]) “I quite enjoy Yvlon’s home. Oh, Lord Byres. Thank you for the tree.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/09/09/7-45/ To] [[Horns of Hammerad|teammates]]) “I have never had a family. I was created to lead Antinium and replace Prognugator Klbkch. I was made to die and be replaced. It seems to me that families among other species treasure new life with an excess of value on the young. This is not a bad thing.” === [[Volume 8]] === * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/01/10/8-00/ To] [[Horns of Hammerad|teammates]]) “I will go. This is a team effort and I owe Erin Solstice…almost everything. My team, the rest.” *([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/04/13/8-17-h/ To] [[Ceria Springwalker|Ceria]]) “Captain Ceria, I have discovered the therapeutic benefits of petting animals. I suggest we incorporate this into our team’s strategy.” *([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/04/25/8-18-h/ To] Ghouls) “You made one error, although I realize you are not capable of tactical thought: ''I can fly.'' ''Whee—''” *[https://wanderinginn.com/2021/04/28/8-19-h/ To] [[Yvlon Byres|Yvlon]]: **“Are you Yvlon or a trick? Please do not be a trick. I have had a bad day.” **“I think I tasted bad. Why is that upsetting to learn?” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/04/28/8-19-h/ To] [[Tolveilouka Ve’delina Mer|Tolveilouka]]) “Stop. I did it. I slew the Putrid One. I made him suffer as he died twice. He screamed, pitifully. Stop. ''Stop.'' Why do you not touch me?” *([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/05/02/8-20/ To] Criminals) “Push them over to me or I will kill you all horribly and eat your bowels and hang your remaining innards up for decoration.” *([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/02/8-25-kh/ To himself]) “Don’t mess with me. I’m crazy. I’ve eaten more [Bandits] than peas on this plate. I could kill you all with a fork. You shouldn’t have given it to me. Now I’m armed. Ice magic. I eat bugs.” *[https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/02/8-25-kh/ To] Yinah: **“Are you a prisoner of the Magus-Crafter too? Wait, that would make you a ‘pet’. You are half-Golem. I commend your upgrade.” **“Pat, pat. You are a cat. Also known as a kitty, or kitten, or feline. I am Ksmvr. Pat, pat.” **''“Pat, pat.'' Little cat, you are not a good enough victim. Yinah? Can you look more scared? What is wrong?''”'' **“No, do not do that. Here. I shall offer you—''multi-sided pats.'' Like so. Pat, pat—” *[https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/02/8-25-kh/ To] [[Nsiia]]: **“I greet you, Empress of Beasts. I also possess no oasis, but I would offer you the bounty of my personal tree. If we were close to it. I also thank you for saving my life.” **“Rumors about the Antinium have as much validity as other species. I have observed that Humans cannot spit blood unless stabbed in the mouth, Drakes are not always greedy—although some can be, and so on. I would hope you would regard me as a Gold-rank adventurer first, Antinium second, Empress Nsiia of Tiqr.” **“I do not understand. Why does Yinah the cat not prefer me? Is it because she is speciesist? Racism in animals is a terrible thing.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/06/02/8-25-kh/ To] [[Femithain]]) “I claimed that the Hives would go to war for me, but I must tell you, Magus-Crafter, that I exaggerated the truth. I do not believe—did not believe—I was of any worth to my Hive. Or the Antinium.” *([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/08/17/8-37-h/ To] [[Nsiia Oliphant|Nsiia]]) “You are right, Empress of Beasts. I am sorry. Or I would be, if I treated this as an admission of guilt or failed desire. But I do not. ''My team needs me.'' I am thankful you teach me about animals and spar with me. Yet I will not jeopardize my chances of helping them.” *([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/08/17/8-37-h/ To] [[Nsiia Oliphant|Nsiia]] & [[Femithain]]) “…As I do not have a logical statement I can refute you with, I shall accompany you to dinner. I am doing it unhappily, though. Not because I dislike food, but because I have been bested in verbal discourse. Most vexing.” *([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/08/17/8-37-h/ To] [[Nsiia Oliphant|Nsiia]]) “I did not mean to intrude, Empress Nsiia, or witness your grief. I would blame Yinah, but she is a cat.” *([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/08/17/8-37-h/ To] [[Oracle of Elbe]]) “Also, if you attempt to deny or even tell the truth regarding my actions here, no one will believe you given your reputation as a liar. So, by attempting to disparage me to the First Crafter of Elbe or those who follow after, you only help me no matter what you say, if only nothing.” *[https://wanderinginn.com/2021/08/17/8-37-h/ To] [[Domehead]]: **“You are called Domehead. Do you know me? We fought once. A regrettable accident.” **“Someone rebuilt you. You have someone who will wait for you. Your…team.” **“''Do not force me to destroy you.''” *([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/08/17/8-37-h/ To] [[Femithain]]) “You are trying to hold me against my will, Femithain? ''Then I will defend myself.'' I do not wish to. I am stating here, for the record, with you all as witnesses, that ''when I slaughtered you, I gave you full warning.''” *([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/08/17/8-37-h/ To] [[Dellic]]) “''War, Armsmaster? You cannot survive my war.''” *[https://wanderinginn.com/2021/08/17/8-37-h/ To] [[Nsiia Oliphant|Nsiia]]: **“I thought of my friend, Pisces, wearing chains. I found it abhorrent and applied the same logic to you.” **“You are not a terrible friend, Nsiia. Come, come. And hurry up. Not a horrible ruler. Just a bad mother.” * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/10/19/8-47-h/ To] [[Nsiia Oliphant|Nsiia]]) “I am sneering. I cannot sniff, but you may assume I am now sniffing. Sniff. I must inform you, Empress Nsiia, that I am already de facto a land-owner. I own two trees. You cannot sway me with what I already possess.” *[https://wanderinginn.com/2021/10/24/8-48-h/ To] Hscel: **“That looks quite appropriate. I told her I was not fit for the blade. No, Hscel Scarless. I am an adventurer. As are you. I do not kill fellow adventurers or innocent people.” **“…Unless they attack me first or really get on my nerves. But I will be content to rob you of your blades. I have learned something.” *([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/12/22/8-59-h/ To] [[Shurein]]) “Excuse me. Abbot Shurein? I am Ksmvr, Gold-rank Adventurer and friendly Antinium. I am very pleased to make your acquaintance. As a conversational topic to begin with, I have an [[Ryoka Griffin|acquaintance]] who also runs about with bare feet. Hello.” *([https://wanderinginn.com/2022/05/03/8-85/ To] [[Yvlon Byres|Yvlon]] and [[Ysara Byres|Ysara]]) “Is this your sister, Ysara? Hello, I am a landowner from your estates. I own two trees—” === [[Volume 9]] === * ([https://wanderinginn.com/2022/07/19/9-08/ To everyone]) “Anger! I am so angry! ''Aaaah! I am screaming for psychological effect!''” *([https://wanderinginn.com/2022/10/12/9-20/ To] [[Femithain]]) “Oh, hello Magus-Crafter Femithain. You were a very wonderful host. I regret that someone ''accidentally'' freed Nsiia. Yes. Have you seen Yinah or Spitty? Or Nsiia? She stole my sword.” [[Category:Quotes]]
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