Editing Relc Grasstongue/Quotes (section)

== Quotes ==

=== [[Volume 1]] ===
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2016/08/20/1-07/ To] [[Klbkch]]) “Am I a dragon? Aha. Haha. Well, that’s just—oh, bite me. I mean, do I look like one? Maybe I do. What do you think?”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2016/08/20/1-07/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]) “I told you. It’s flattering, but I’m not a drag—oh.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2016/08/20/1-07/ To] [[Klbkch]] & [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]) “You’re just an overgrown ant. You be quiet. Anyways, we’re special. Those guys are just amphibians that learned to walk on two legs. <em>We’re</em> related to Dragons. We’ve got special powers.”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2016/08/20/1-07/ To] [[Klbkch]]:
**“Is [[Erin Solstice|it]] female? I couldn’t tell.”
**"Right, right. Let’s tell the Captain and get some sleep. Or rather, I’ll sleep and you do your creepy standing hibernation thing.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2016/08/31/1-10/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]) “Yeah, but he called me a common thug. I want to punch him for that.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/01/25/1-38/ To] [[Ksmvr]]) “<em>I’m</em> just taking a walk. And uh, a nap. In the rain. Which I do quite often.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/02/22/1-42/ To] [[Skinner]]) “Yeah, that’s right! Run! <em>Run! </em>Finally met someone with too many scales for ya, huh? <em>Run away and</em>…wait a second.”

=== [[Volume 2]] ===
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/03/15/2-02/ To] [[Selys]]) “If the shopkeeper lady says it’s the right place, we’re going the right way. Anyways, Klb and I have been here countless times. This is the right direction. …Right?”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2017/03/15/2-02/ To] [[Zevara]]:
**“…So um, Z. Why are you here? When Klb told me <em>you</em> were coming, I thought he was yanking my tail.”
**“<em>Ahahahahaha!</em> You must have heard me wrong. I never said <em>anything</em> like that. Erin is a great human. She called me a dragon, you know.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/04/12/2-10/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]) “Oh, hey. Your inn exploded by the way.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/04/13/2-11/ To] [[Klbkch]]) “I’ll protect [[Erin Solstice|her]] against… the wind.”

=== [[Volume 3]] ===
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2017/10/14/3-23-l/ To] [[Zel Shivertail|Zel]]) “Hey, old man Zel! It’s me, Relc! How’s it going? And who’s this [[Ilvriss Gemscale|guy]]?”

=== [[Volume 5]] ===
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2018/07/10/5-00/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]:
**"Good thing I was here, right? Lots of Drakes are angry at you. But we can’t attack Humans randomly! That’s against the law. I think.”
** “I can’t go anywhere without it, Erin! I’m a [Guardsman]! A Senior Guardsman! And I get lonely without a spear. It’s my security spear! I need it to sleep!”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/07/28/5-07/ To] [[Zevara]]) “What? We don’t know what’s out there? Come on, it’s my day off! This better not be like the time with the Carn Wolves or I’m gonna get mad!”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2018/08/18/5-12/ To] [[Klbkch]]:
**“That’s what I’ve got you for, Klbkch old buddy. You do all the boring stuff.”
**“Glad you made it out of there. When that scrawny Worker guy, Pawn, or whatever, came out of the Hive, I got worried, y’know?”
**“Hey, it’s not like I thought you were <em>dead</em> or anything. But you did die once.”
**“Glad you made it safe. Glad Erin’s good. Even if she does have a weird inn.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/08/21/5-13/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]) “Erin. I’d like you to meet…my uh, daughter. Embria.”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2018/08/21/5-13/ To] [[Embria Grasstongue|Embria]]:
**“Hey! I mean, uh, you’re right. Can’t cook. Totally dependent on other people. I’d starve if I didn’t eat out.”
** “Right, they stay even when they’re wounded or old. That’s how your mother died.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/09/04/5-18-s/ To] [[Zevara]]) “I’m up! Do I get to stab anyone?”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/09/04/5-18-s/ To] [[Selys Shivertail|Selys]] & [[Pisces]]) “Go on in, Selys. Hey, bone-guy.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/09/04/5-18-s/ To] [[Klbkch]]) “Say, Klb, old buddy. How much trouble would we be in if we were caught doing this?”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2018/12/08/5-44/ To] [[Embria Grasstongue|Embria]]:
**“Well, you know, back in the old days, I guess people were tired of saying ‘hey you’, all the time. So they invented this thing called names, and most people—”
** “You know, I think it’s because people like her. They didn’t at first, but Erin grows on you. Like a mushroom.”
** “Too late. And the army’s never here. And you came in the wrong way, kid. You strode in and expected to take command. That’s not how it works.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/12/15/5-46/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]) “Hey, this looks like fun! I can hit things <em>and </em>not get in trouble for it! Sign me up!”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/12/30/interlude-bird/ To] [[Bevussa Slenderscale|Bevussa]]) “Hey, baby. Did you drop out of the sky? Because you look like a bird of paradise to me.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2018/12/30/interlude-bird/ To himself]) “Damn it. I knew I shouldn’t have given all the good lines to Embria.”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2019/02/16/5-60/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]:
**“Hey! Lots of Goblins out there, am I right? Scary bastards. Whoops, there’s [[Pebblesnatch|one]] here too. Hey, I’m not here to pick a fight.”
** “You know. Something. Do your Erin thing. Make things work out right. Can you…can you help?”

=== [[Volume 6]] ===
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/07/02/interlude-embria/ To] [[Yvlon Byres|Yvlon]]) “Uh, we’ve met. But I forget. Who are you again?”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/07/02/interlude-embria/ To] [[Tekshia Shivertail|Tekshia]]) “So maybe I did. I didn’t think [[Embria Grasstongue|she’d]] keep using that in the army. I taught her how to use a spear and nothing else. So what? That’s a terrible gift for a kid to get.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/07/02/interlude-embria/ To] [[Embria Grasstongue|Embria]]) “They say that. But they made me Senior Guardsman. And Erin let me back into her inn. Klb’s my buddy. They say tons of stuff, but they’re my guys.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/07/16/6-31/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]) “I really like this [[Grimalkin|guy]]. Hey, I heard you were doing something weird. Looks like it. [[Maughin|Who’s the War Walker?]]”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/10/15/6-49/ To former Councilmembers]) “Hi! I’m Relc. No one but the current Council goes through, got it? I’m allowed to hit you if you disagree. Please disagree.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/11/12/6-56/ To someone]) “Shut it whoever said that! I’m a <em>Senior Guardsman</em> and the first guest of this inn! I deserve first slice! Plus, that one’s the biggest.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/11/19/6-58/ To] [[Bezale|Beza]]) “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. <em>I’m</em> holding back.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/12/18/6-64/ To] [[Klbkch]]) “Idiots. You know they’re into you if their tail touches yours. Right, my guy? Right, Klb?”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2019/12/29/6-67/ To everyone]) “Oh snap. Old Tekshia’s lost her—<em>don’t throw it!</em>”

=== [[Volume 7]] ===
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/01/19/7-00/ To] [[Klbkch]]) “Don’t be a lizard, Klb. If you’re not my buddy, who is? We’re partners, and a team! You can’t spell team without me. And…without I. Wait, how does it go again?”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/01/30/mini-stories-crabs-and-drinks/ To] [[Mrsha]]) “It’s simple, kid. I ''like'' my job. I like puzzles, and plays, but I’ve gotta be a [Guardsman]. You know? Even if Captain Z gets on my tail every other day. I don’t want to be in the army. But a [Guard]? I have to hit something. You know?”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/03/07/interlude-lifting-ants/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]) “Do I have to answer that? And do you want me to answer, Erin?”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/03/07/interlude-lifting-ants/ To] [[Embria Grasstongue|Embria]]) “Listen, kid. When the moment strikes, you have to take it! Didn’t I teach you that? And I <em>told</em> you those lines worked! Like a charm!”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/03/08/interlude-burning-alcohol/ To] [[Liscorian Army|Skywalker’s Company]]) “<em>A toast! To the damned 4th Company of the army! New and old! Raise your mugs, you ugly bastards!</em>”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/03/31/7-16-l/ Thoughts]) <em>That was five wrong’s. Might be a problem here.</em>
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2020/03/31/7-16-l/ To] [[Anand]]) “I’d be proud to have a kid like you as a son. You’re a good kid, Anand. Klbkch just doesn’t know it.”
*[https://wanderinginn.com/2020/03/31/7-16-l/ To] [[Klbkch]]:
**“As I recall, you gave me a smack when I was being an idiot. I never thanked you for it. Thanks. Time for me to repay the favor.”
** “You’re such a smart guy. How are you so stupid? I’m supposed to be the stupid one. Well—not <em>stupid</em>, but—”

=== [[Volume 8]] ===
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/08/01/8-34-r/ To Cellidel’s army]) ''“Company, halt! Move your tails and I will pluck them off and shove them so far up your behinds you can chew on them!”''
* [https://wanderinginn.com/2021/08/01/8-34-r/ To] [[Tesy]]:
** “I think I can stop Sellme if I stop you, Tesy.”
** ''“SELLME. GET BACK HERE SO I CAN PUNCH YOU!”''
** “Yeah. Like I said—if I thought I could fix Cellidel by arresting you, I would. But the problem is…you’re right. Sellme is an annoying brat. A stupid [Magical Painter] with a stupid brush and a ''stupid face.''”
** “Relcs aren’t [Innkeepers]. We don’t wave white flags or set them on fire. I—we—don’t make speeches.”
** “But you know what? When someone waves the flag? When someone shouts, ‘I am the consequences’? We’re right behind them. ''That’s'' a Relc.”
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2021/08/01/8-34-r/ Missive to] [[Zevara Sunderscale|Zevara]]) ''It’s me, Relc. I have a tiny bit of a problem. Cellidel’s gone to hell. It’s literally on fire. I see this building burning over here…I’ll sprinkle soot on the paper so you can see. The Watch is bad. The Council’s bad.''
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2022/04/20/8-81/ To] [[Sserys]]) “I was—until I got tired of being sent on suicide missions. I am [Trusted Sergeant of the Watch], Relc Grasstongue, a [Spearmaster] of Liscor and a friend of Erin Solstice. And if you try to hurt anyone here—I’ll kick your ass.”
*([https://wanderinginn.com/2022/05/03/8-85/ To] [[Lulv]]) “I hear you tore up Liscor at Hectval. And my kid. Which is why I’m going to hit you now.”

=== [[Volume 9]] ===
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2023/03/08/9-39/ To] [[Erin Solstice|Erin]]) “''I wonsh lesh ish beash me.''” (I wont let it beat me)
* ([https://wanderinginn.com/2023/06/16/9-48-btiprljmwvrv/ To] [[Valeterisa Imarris|Valeterisa]]) “Old? I dunno about that, Archmage Valeterisa. Because I’m either blind or stupid, but you look like a pretty fine [Immortal Moment] to me.”

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