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Volume 1

• (To Klbkch) “Am I a dragon? Aha. Haha. Well, that’s just—oh, bite me. I mean, do I look like one? Maybe I do. What do you think?”
• (To Erin) “I told you. It’s flattering, but I’m not a drag—oh.”
• (To Klbkch & Erin) “You’re just an overgrown ant. You be quiet. Anyways, we’re special. Those guys are just amphibians that learned to walk on two legs. We’re related to Dragons. We’ve got special powers.”
• To Klbkch:
  • “Is it female? I couldn’t tell.”
  • "Right, right. Let’s tell the Captain and get some sleep. Or rather, I’ll sleep and you do your creepy standing hibernation thing.”
• (To Erin) “Yeah, but he called me a common thug. I want to punch him for that.”
• (To Ksmvr) “I’m just taking a walk. And uh, a nap. In the rain. Which I do quite often.”
• (To Skinner) “Yeah, that’s right! Run! Run! Finally met someone with too many scales for ya, huh? Run away and…wait a second.”

Volume 2

• (To Selys) “If the shopkeeper lady says it’s the right place, we’re going the right way. Anyways, Klb and I have been here countless times. This is the right direction. …Right?”
• To Zevara:
  • “…So um, Z. Why are you here? When Klb told me you were coming, I thought he was yanking my tail.”
  • “Ahahahahaha! You must have heard me wrong. I never said anything like that. Erin is a great human. She called me a dragon, you know.”
• (To Erin) “Oh, hey. Your inn exploded by the way.”
• (To Klbkch) “I’ll protect her against… the wind.”

Volume 3

• (To Zel) “Hey, old man Zel! It’s me, Relc! How’s it going? And who’s this guy?”

Volume 5

• To Erin:
  • "Good thing I was here, right? Lots of Drakes are angry at you. But we can’t attack Humans randomly! That’s against the law. I think.”
  • “I can’t go anywhere without it, Erin! I’m a [Guardsman]! A Senior Guardsman! And I get lonely without a spear. It’s my security spear! I need it to sleep!”
• (To Zevara) “What? We don’t know what’s out there? Come on, it’s my day off! This better not be like the time with the Carn Wolves or I’m gonna get mad!”
• To Klbkch:
  • “That’s what I’ve got you for, Klbkch old buddy. You do all the boring stuff.”
  • “Glad you made it out of there. When that scrawny Worker guy, Pawn, or whatever, came out of the Hive, I got worried, y’know?”
  • “Hey, it’s not like I thought you were dead or anything. But you did die once.”
  • “Glad you made it safe. Glad Erin’s good. Even if she does have a weird inn.”
• (To Erin) “Erin. I’d like you to meet…my uh, daughter. Embria.”
• To Embria:
  • “Hey! I mean, uh, you’re right. Can’t cook. Totally dependent on other people. I’d starve if I didn’t eat out.”
  • “Right, they stay even when they’re wounded or old. That’s how your mother died.”
• (To Zevara) “I’m up! Do I get to stab anyone?”
• (To Selys & Pisces) “Go on in, Selys. Hey, bone-guy.”
• (To Klbkch) “Say, Klb, old buddy. How much trouble would we be in if we were caught doing this?”
• To Embria:
  • “Well, you know, back in the old days, I guess people were tired of saying ‘hey you’, all the time. So they invented this thing called names, and most people—”
  • “You know, I think it’s because people like her. They didn’t at first, but Erin grows on you. Like a mushroom.”
  • “Too late. And the army’s never here. And you came in the wrong way, kid. You strode in and expected to take command. That’s not how it works.”
• (To Erin) “Hey, this looks like fun! I can hit things and not get in trouble for it! Sign me up!”
• (To Bevussa) “Hey, baby. Did you drop out of the sky? Because you look like a bird of paradise to me.”
• (To himself) “Damn it. I knew I shouldn’t have given all the good lines to Embria.”
• To Erin:
  • “Hey! Lots of Goblins out there, am I right? Scary bastards. Whoops, there’s one here too. Hey, I’m not here to pick a fight.”
  • “You know. Something. Do your Erin thing. Make things work out right. Can you…can you help?”

Volume 6

• (To Yvlon) “Uh, we’ve met. But I forget. Who are you again?”
• (To Tekshia) “So maybe I did. I didn’t think she’d keep using that in the army. I taught her how to use a spear and nothing else. So what? That’s a terrible gift for a kid to get.”
• (To Embria) “They say that. But they made me Senior Guardsman. And Erin let me back into her inn. Klb’s my buddy. They say tons of stuff, but they’re my guys.”
• (To Erin) “I really like this guy. Hey, I heard you were doing something weird. Looks like it. Who’s the War Walker?”
• (To former Councilmembers) “Hi! I’m Relc. No one but the current Council goes through, got it? I’m allowed to hit you if you disagree. Please disagree.”
• (To someone) “Shut it whoever said that! I’m a Senior Guardsman and the first guest of this inn! I deserve first slice! Plus, that one’s the biggest.”
• (To Beza) “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m holding back.”
• (To Klbkch) “Idiots. You know they’re into you if their tail touches yours. Right, my guy? Right, Klb?”
• (To everyone) “Oh snap. Old Tekshia’s lost her—don’t throw it!”

Volume 7

• (To Klbkch) “Don’t be a lizard, Klb. If you’re not my buddy, who is? We’re partners, and a team! You can’t spell team without me. And…without I. Wait, how does it go again?”
• (To Mrsha) “It’s simple, kid. I like my job. I like puzzles, and plays, but I’ve gotta be a [Guardsman]. You know? Even if Captain Z gets on my tail every other day. I don’t want to be in the army. But a [Guard]? I have to hit something. You know?”
• (To Erin) “Do I have to answer that? And do you want me to answer, Erin?”
• (To Embria) “Listen, kid. When the moment strikes, you have to take it! Didn’t I teach you that? And I told you those lines worked! Like a charm!”
• (To Skywalker’s Company) “A toast! To the damned 4th Company of the army! New and old! Raise your mugs, you ugly bastards!”
• (Thoughts) That was five wrong’s. Might be a problem here.
• (To Anand) “I’d be proud to have a kid like you as a son. You’re a good kid, Anand. Klbkch just doesn’t know it.”
• To Klbkch:
  • “As I recall, you gave me a smack when I was being an idiot. I never thanked you for it. Thanks. Time for me to repay the favor.”
  • “You’re such a smart guy. How are you so stupid? I’m supposed to be the stupid one. Well—not stupid, but—”

Volume 8

• (To Cellidel’s army) “Company, halt! Move your tails and I will pluck them off and shove them so far up your behinds you can chew on them!”
• To Tesy:
  • “I think I can stop Sellme if I stop you, Tesy.”
  • “SELLME. GET BACK HERE SO I CAN PUNCH YOU!”
  • “Yeah. Like I said—if I thought I could fix Cellidel by arresting you, I would. But the problem is…you’re right. Sellme is an annoying brat. A stupid [Magical Painter] with a stupid brush and a stupid face.”
  • “Relcs aren’t [Innkeepers]. We don’t wave white flags or set them on fire. I—we—don’t make speeches.”
  • “But you know what? When someone waves the flag? When someone shouts, ‘I am the consequences’? We’re right behind them. That’s a Relc.”
• (Missive to Zevara) It’s me, Relc. I have a tiny bit of a problem. Cellidel’s gone to hell. It’s literally on fire. I see this building burning over here…I’ll sprinkle soot on the paper so you can see. The Watch is bad. The Council’s bad.
• (To Sserys) “I was—until I got tired of being sent on suicide missions. I am [Trusted Sergeant of the Watch], Relc Grasstongue, a [Spearmaster] of Liscor and a friend of Erin Solstice. And if you try to hurt anyone here—I’ll kick your ass.”
• (To Lulv) “I hear you tore up Liscor at Hectval. And my kid. Which is why I’m going to hit you now.”

Volume 9

• (To Erin) “I wonsh lesh ish beash me.” (I wont let it beat me)
• (To Valeterisa) “Old? I dunno about that, Archmage Valeterisa. Because I’m either blind or stupid, but you look like a pretty fine [Immortal Moment] to me.”