Geilouna Desoyvel

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Geilouna Desoyvel
Sleepy Queen by Artsy Nada
  • Queen Geilouna
  • Queen of the Marshes
  • Bearer of the Crown of Waters
  • Bedtime Queen
  • Slumbering Princess
  • Sleepy Queen
  • Sovereign of Softness
  • Ruler of Pillows and Sheets










First Appearance

Chapter 8.16

Geilouna Desoyvel, also known as the Bedtime Queen, is the Queen of Desonis.

Appearance[edit | edit source]

She has mud brown hair, laced with green, with a few strands of red mixed into the distinctive pattern.[1]

Personality[edit | edit source]

Geilouna is lazy, preferring to lie in bed all day. Though not inattentive to her royal duties, she prefers to hold court in her bedchamber.[1]

She speaks and refers to herself with the royal we.

Background[edit | edit source]

When she was 12 years old she’d contracted a disease that had made her sleep for days, weeks on end with only an hour or two of waking, the [Healers] unable to help. For 4 years, she gone from 12 to 16 in this state of slumber. Because of this she was nicknamed the Bedtime Queen.[1]

Chronology[edit | edit source]

TBA From Interlude – The Innkeeper’s Knight


TBA From Chapter 7.62


After Altestiel returned to Desonis, he would cause a minor scandal of insulting Geilouna at her face. For that she strips some of his land from him.[2]


TBA From Chapter 8.16


TBA From Chapter 8.19 H


TBA From Chapter 8.47 H


TBA From Chapter 8.49 M


Powers and Abilities[edit | edit source]

Classes/Levels:[edit | edit source]

  • [Queen] Lv. ?

Skills:[edit | edit source]

  • [Begone, Ailments]
  • [Quick Slumber]
  • [Sleep Storage]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • She was mentioned for the first time, albeit not by name, in The Innkeeper’s Knight.
  • She is drinking buddies with Altestiel.[3]
  • She’s been divorced twice.[3]
  • Thanks to [Sleep Storage] she had once tended to the affairs of her nation without need of sleep, for a straight month.[1]

Quotes[edit | edit source]

  • To her court:
    • “We are the Queen of Desonis. Desonis is me. Desonis are us.”
    • “If we summon the Earl, he must obey! For it is not I, but Desonis that summons him! When he offends us, he offends Desonis. I am Desonis’ wrath, its justice, its law.”
    • “Too long! Bring me my gelato! Bring me more fluffy animals from the menagerie!”
  • (To Irsh and Poofball) “Reassuring. Well, he will come and do just that. Poofball, do not eat that ice cream. This is for the [Queen], not you.”
  • To Altestiel:
    • You little brat. First you run off when Ailendamus is at war, you ignore our royal command for weeks, and now you have the gall to lecture us on love? So sayeth the boy who enjoys sulking about love lost more than cherishing it!”
    • “No, you will not. I have more need of you here, and you have sulked for over a month, now. My [Admiral] complained of storms the entire way back. You will stop mourning this [Innkeeper]. Her death was regrettable. But we do not allow you to return and starve yourself silly.”
    • “Altestiel. Stop sulking. If you rain on my sheets, I will marry you to Kiish and have done with it.”
    • By right of the Crown of Waters, as [Queen] of this land, I now pronounce Earl Altestiel and Miss Kiish of Desonis as husband and…
  • (To Altestiel and her court) “This pleases us, Altestiel. You are hereby granted clemency and poor Kiish the solitude of…not-marriage unless you sulk. In which case I will marry you two. Now, consult my [Generals]. Court, I have made many great strides in Desonis’ welfare today. I shall watch television and have brunch now. Dismissed!
  • (To Chaldion) “You are muddying clear waters. When a crapfish stinks up the catch, I do not blame it on shrimp.

References[edit | edit source]