Calescent

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Calescent

By Brack

Species	Hobgoblin
Gender	Male
Status	Alive
Affiliation	Mountain City Tribe (Formerly) Flooded Waters Tribe Goblinhome
Occupation	Warrior Cook
Residence	The Wandering Inn
First Appearance	Interlude - Pebblesnatch and Garry (Officially)

Calescent is a Hobgoblin [Spice Chef]. A member of the Flooded Waters Tribe, he currently works at The Wandering Inn

Appearance

He has a stout figure, which is a result of his belief that a Chef should taste their own creation before it leaves the kitchen.

Personality

Calescent enjoys making all of his dishes spicy, regardless of his diners' personal preference. He also insists that Goblins should eat at least twice a day, knowing from experience what was like to starve, even making spice-less food, which for him is a crime against cuisine, if it means that they properly eat. He is kind-hearted and earnest in his desire to know non-Goblins, as evident by him trying to become friends with the Healer of Tenbault. Calescent has a sharp memory, being able to memorize a complicated meal request from Falene after hearing it once. He has an acute sense when it comes to cooking, and can discern whether or not some food has gone bad, such as when he had a funny feeling about some Eater Goat meat (which was contaminated with plague by Tolveilouka).

Powers and Abilities

Classes/Levels:

• [Spice Chef] Lv. ?

Skills:

• [Accident: Flameproof]
• [Copy Recipe]
• [Don’t Burn It]
• [Extra Spice]
• [Hot Enough For You]
• [I Stirred That]
• [Quick Boil]
• [Supplies: Flarepepper Powder]

Dishes

• Fake Creler Eggs: He can make realistic-looking Creler eggs from regular chicken or goose eggs by hollowing the interior and injecting a gel made fromSage’s Grass, some orange dye and water. While they are still edible they are not that tasty.

Equipment

• Sack of the hottest spice blends. The spice-blend came in a few types of:
  • Death spice: Have no flavor besides pain. He coats his weapons with this or tossed it into people’s faces in battle.
  • Flavor spice: For cooking. They hot but delicious. Imani buys them in bulk.
• Cleaver.

Trivia

• While he was among the Mountain City Goblins that defected to Rags' Tribe in Ch 3.29 G, his first official appearance was in Interlude - Pebblesnatch and Garry, and his name was revealed in Ch 7.12 G.
• He named himself Calescent, which was a word as much as a name, after he had learned it from the only cook-book he’d ever possessed.
• He is incidentally one of the most feared fighters outside of the Redfangs, because when he goes into battle he carries a small sack of his hottest spice blends and throws it in the enemies eyes as he hacked them apart with a cleaver.
• Snapjaw is the only person that can eat most of his spicy cooking without leaking from most orifices.
• Calescent is so far the only other character that can cook the [Wondrous Fare] food that Erin makes, by using the [Copy Recipe] Skill.
• He secretly gives treats to Mrsha and Nanette.

Quotes

• To Rags:
  • “Food is important. Chieftain is too small.”
  • “Not hungry? Can get spice-less food, if you want, Chieftain.”
  • “Chieftain needs good food. Spends too much time sleeping. Or working.”
• (To Badarrow & Snapjaw) “Too much spices. Bad for this. I come back in thirty minutes, with less-spicy dish.”
• (To himself) “Probably need locks. Must make better food for after-sex.”
• (To Badarrow) “Make cheer up. Let’s throw gold and watch adventurers beat each other up.”
• (To Rags) “Look at that. Chieftain, buy me that.”
• (To Palt & Imani) “I am [Spice Chef]. Calescent. And you are [Chef] here? Very nice food. Have recipes? Hello.”
• (To Rags) “Chieftain. If Ulvama not stay, maybe I stay? Good place.”
• (To Rags) “Him! Him! Chieftain, here! It’s him!”