Quotes[edit | edit source]
Wistram Days[edit | edit source]
- (To Illphres) “Real mages help each other. We don’t abandon each other.”
- (To Illphres) “When the day comes, I’ll be waiting for you outside the doors. So make sure you finish the battle quickly, okay? I don’t feel like waiting long.”
- To Wistram Mages:
- “Pisces? I know him. He was my friend. Once. I hate him for what he did to my master—for what he did to the others. I hate him so much I think I might kill him. But I hate the rest of you even more.”
- “You are all cowards. Fearful, small people, living in the shadow of the Golems. You won’t ever find true magic, not here. Not while Cognita and the Golems are the true rulers of this place. I’m leaving—I won’t stay here, hiding from the truth. So long as the Golems live, there are no true mages in Wistram. None, except for the dead.”
Volume 1[edit | edit source]
- (To Erin) “No one has seen an Elf for thousands of years. They all died long ago.”
- (To Gerial) “Well, I get it. Bugs aren’t my favorite thing to eat either.”
- To Erin:
- “We’ve been drinking that? Are you insane?”
- “You Human—no, you’re insane. Pardon me Erin, but you are.”
Volume 2[edit | edit source]
- (To Erin) “Erin. You um, don’t seem like you’re too normal.”
- (To Pisces) “Fat chance. And stop stealing food or Erin will hurt you. And if she doesn’t do it, I will.”
- (To Erin) “Thanks, Erin. Stay safe.”
Volume 3[edit | edit source]
- (To her teammates ) “It’s not even as if there’s anything to cheer about. We’re leaving.”
- (To Pisces) “That doesn’t change how she feels. She likes Goblins. How do you think she feels about killing her pet skeleton?”
- (To Erin) “For you, Erin? Yes, you can have this…door.”
- (To Erin) “Just because I’m a half-Elf, doesn’t mean I…well, I do, but why do you always turn to me to—”
- (To Fortress Beaver) “Hey you! Yeah, you! Piss off!”
- (To Companions) “What? That’s how you talk to animals if you want them to move.”
- (To Erin) “Don’t be insane. Acid slimes? Dead gods, Erin, what a thought! No, this one is…look, do you know what slimes are? How they’re made?”
- (To Yvlon) “I’m a half-Elf. I used to eat leaves for breakfast. I’ve had enough of them for one lifetime, thank you.”
Volume 5[edit | edit source]
- To Pisces:
- “Don’t you have a big theory on what it does? Some kind of annoying lecture for us?”
- “What then, oh great and all-knowing Pisces?”
- (To Calruz) “Not anymore. I lead the Horns of Hammerad now, Calruz. We made a new team. We were looking for you. I wish we’d found you dead rather than like this.”
- (To Calruz) “Oh, just asking how you’ve been. You know. As one does. Anything happen? Meet anyone fun down here? It’s been what, six months since we talked? Read any books?”
- To Calruz:
- “Lick me and I’ll punch you.”
- “Yeah, I cast a spell. So what? You kidnapped me. You kidnapped the Gnolls. What was I supposed to do? But guess what? Right here, right now, I’m not your enemy. They are.”
- “Death before dishonor. I’ve lied. I’ve betrayed you. But I haven’t compromised my honor.”
- “What do you have to give them, Calruz? Glory? I don’t have that. But I do have honor. So if you’re coming, come. The Horns of Hammerad don’t run.”
Volume 6[edit | edit source]
- To Grimalkin:
- “I’m burning alive you monster! It’s too hot! It’s too hot!”
- “I’m going to kill you!”
- (To Isceil) “Tell that to Cognita. I dare you. She gave us that right. Go on, tell her. Does she know you’re saying that?”
- (To everyone) “That’s all I wanted to say. Pisces isn’t evil. And he’s part of my team. My teammate, get it? He’s helped save Liscor at least three times, and he’s my friend. Wistram doesn’t get him, and if anyone wants to claim that bounty, I’ll—I’ll find out what you taste like.”
- (To Pisces) “I’m just…doing what I should have done a while back. Mind you, I still owe you a good kick for keeping what you were a secret from me. We were best friends.”
- (To teammates) “I don’t want to work! Why are we working? Someone tell me that! We’re rich from the dungeon! Why are we working?”
- (To Montressa) “I should have said this all that time ago. He’s not perfect. And he never was. But he is my friend. If you want to hurt him, I’ll stop you.”
- (To Pisces) “I won’t be mad. One of us has to do it and I’m too slow. Besides, I already had my turn. So did Yvlon. If Ksmvr comes back—maybe they’ll let him. Go. One of us needs to live.”
Volume 7[edit | edit source]
- (To everyone) “Turn this wagon around! Send a [Message]! Tell them—”
- To teammates:
- “This is stupid. Even I know it’s stupid. It’s so stupid that Calruz himself would have said ‘let’s think about this’. You all know that, right?”
- “One more adventure. A real one. The most important one. Whether it takes us to the Heartflame Armor or—however far.”
Volume 8[edit | edit source]
- (To Pisces and Yvlon) “I’m fine! Yvlon, do you hear that? It’s an army! It’s—it’s Ryoka! It has to be! No one else could do it! This is her kind of crazy! It—”
- (To Ksmvr) “If you stay, we stay. Get it right. Never say that again.”
- (To Nerhs' children) “Tada! I’m a chipfmunf! Look hfw many I cn fit in my mouf!”
- (To Novethur) “…Do you want me to? I’ve been trying not to show off big magic. Children see that and they run off to be adventurers. I’d rather be the goofy chipmunk.”
- (Cursing) “Festering tree slugs! Tree rot! Pisces’ sniffing nose!”
- To an Adult Creler:
- “Hell’s Wardens! Hell’s Wardens! Hear that you little pieces of tree crap? Hell’s Wardens! Crelerbane! HELL’S WARDENS. HELL’S—”
- “I have lost my team twice. I’ll do it. I’m crazy.”
- I will lead us into the frozen land, together. What lies there?
- To kill you, I will do whatever it takes. My arrogant friend is clever enough to best you. My young protégé is brave enough to risk everything for victory for us. My brave sister will take you to the grave no matter the cost to herself.
- Die. I know you have to die. Until you’re nothing but ash, I won’t rest! Until the ice turns you to powder.
- (To Revine) “Illphres? I’m her last apprentice. Who are you? Also—got a handkerchief? I have water in my nose.”
- (To Ksmvr) ‘Always have a snack, Ksmvr. Some long-term food. Like…a stick of butter and honey rolled with a bunch of walnuts. Tastes great. Don’t listen to Yvlon. That’s food for a day if you’ve got nothing left. Bugs don’t have much energy.’
- (To herself) “…I’m not very good at being pretentious. Even a magic circlet can’t stop me from being an idiot.”
- (To Revine) “The circlet has nothing to do with it, Revine. I don’t leave friends to die. Ever. I was always stupid. Not even a Relic can change that.”
- (To everyone) “I care only for my friends. I went into a Death-zone for a friend. My team is scattered across Chandrar. This night, I walked into Shifthold’s depths. I walked out, because I didn’t care. My team matters. To find them and save them, and to bring my friend back—I will make any pacts. I will do what it takes. Believe in that.”
- (To Ksmvr) “Where else? Straight towards the [Innkeeper]. Try not to kill her twice.”
Volume 9[edit | edit source]
- (To everyone) “What a jungle of a city! It looks like a mess. Can we visit? We have to visit.”