Yvlon Byres/Quotes

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Quotes[edit | edit source]

Volume 2[edit | edit source]

  • (To Erin) “Yvlon Byres. An honor to meet you, Miss Erin.”
  • (To Erin & Ceria) “I can walk, you know.”

Volume 3[edit | edit source]

  • (To Erin) “We wouldn’t have gotten anywhere if it weren’t for you. And you lent us your gold—twice, now. Of course you can have it.”

Volume 4[edit | edit source]

  • (To Ksmvr) “Call me Yvlon, Ksmvr. I’m sure I’ve told you that. And if you’re sure, I’ll gladly accept. But I won’t forget this.”
  • (To Pisces) “Watch it! I’m wearing metal, you crazed maniac!”
  • (To Pisces) “I don’t hate you, Pisces. I think you’re annoying, obnoxious at times, and certainly rude. But I don’t hate you.”
  • (To Pisces) “I hate necromancy. I hate the undead. You—you wouldn’t be my first dining partner or choice for a teammate, but you I can live with.”
  • (To Ksmvr) “Stop saying that. I keep telling you, it’s ‘lost’. And you did well. If you could just jump less high, I wouldn’t have time to react. As it is, you’re a target.”

Volume 6[edit | edit source]

  • (To Pisces) “Oh god, not more [Mage] talk. Please say it in simple words, Pisces. Or I’ll hit you.”
  • (To Embria) “I’m willing to take a risk. I have armor on. And you’re quick with that spear. What do you say? Practice spear, though? I don’t want to take a hit from whatever that is.”
  • (To herself) “Why is it that I suddenly wish Pisces were here? I must be coming down with something.”
  • (To Ceria and Pisces) “Can’t you combine the spells? Make a bone-ice wheel?”
  • (To Pisces) “Thank you. I’m ashamed you didn’t think of it. Looks like we know who the better [Necromancer] is.”
  • (To Montressa's Team) “Thanks for the assistance. Stay away from my team.”
  • (To Beza) “Come on, Minotaur. Come, or don’t haunt our backs ever again. If you believe what your friend says. If you want to take Pisces—step forwards. Because you’ll go through me.”
  • (To Ksmvr) “I’m sorry. But I love you too. I guess we’re both too stubborn. Watch my back until I fall, then.”
  • (To Adult Creler) “Silver and steel be my guide! Everything dies—”

Volume 7[edit | edit source]

  • (To Shallel) “I don’t feel Human, mother. I—I was crippled. This is better. But I feel like I’m part-Golem or something. I’m afraid. I feel like I was given my strength! I didn’t earn it—”

Volume 8[edit | edit source]

  • (To Ceria) “While you were getting drunk, Pisces nearly got himself killed trying to sneak through the gates. A hair slower and I would have brought back his head and body independent of each other. And he’s not a good enough [Necromancer] to deal with that yet.”
  • To teammates
    • “Erin is gone.”
    • “But she’s not lost. And if there’s even a chance—no village full of undead scares me. Not with a [Necromancer] on our side. That already gives us better chances than most.”
  • (To everyone) “I am Yvlon Byres of the Horns of Hammerad! I have been unjustly imprisoned! Come hither and lie about my deeds, attack me, or slander me and I will rip your heads off in self-defense, you spineless cowards.
  • (To herself) “This had better be important. Or I am going to kill…someone.”
  • (To Ksmvr) ‘If you must be anything, be fascinating rather than a nuisance, Ksmvr. Ylawes’ team eats for free because people like him. That’s better than having the prices tripled just because people know you can afford it.’
  • (To Esceit) “…I cannot do that, Your Highness. I did not lie. I am Yvlon of House Byres, an Izrilian noble house, and my word is true as silver. I do not intend offense against…House Quarein of Satin or Nerrhavia’s Fallen—I am simply pointing out a corrupt man who lied and interfered with the system of law to place me in bonds illegally. That is all. I hope you will not be offended and if you try and slap me one more time, I will rip your arm off and feed it to you.
  • (To Beton) “I do. And—I refuse to bow to your [Prince] for telling the truth! I was told this city was founded on the bones of tyrants. It doesn’t seem much has changed.”

Volume 9[edit | edit source]

  • (To Erin) “Erin. Did we really meet the Adventurer’s Haven yesterday? Was I drinking with Named-rank adventurers? And did I really—and you have to be honest here—did I really see Mihaela Godfrey do a kegstand? You have to tell me.”
  • (To Ama) “Scottie did a great job. The best of jobs, Ama. I’ve never seen a better skeleton.”
  • (To her metal arms) “I would love you if you belonged to me. If it didn’t feel as fake as this leg. But I need you. I’ll take your strength. But only if you’re part of me.”

Volume 10[edit | edit source]

  • (To Maef) “There’s a benefit to being ignored, Master Berr once told me. It means you can catch them off-guard and kick them in the nutsack.”